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Song Parodies -> "Get More"

Original Song Title:

"Get Back"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Get More"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

If Jennifer Lopez is "J-Lo," why can't muh other girl be called "Z-Jo"? And why is she with that shrivelled old husk Michael Douglas? She's got her own money, what with those phone commericals enabling her to "get more," so that can't be it...
Catherine was a girl who vamped it in "Chicago"
took her Oscar in L.A.
Catherine took it from kilted Double-O-Seven
while she had one on the way.

Get more! Get more!
Get more with Catherine Zeta-Jones!
Get more! Get more!
Get more with Catherine Zeta-Jones!
Get more, Z-Jo!

Come home!

Get more! Get more!
Get more with Catherine Zeta-Jones!
Get more! Get more!
Get more with Catherine Zeta-Jones!

Get more, Jones!

Sweet Renee Zellwegger thought she was the woman
who could front that Twenties band.
she got her award from playing in "Cold Mountain"
But Catherine still rules the stand.

Oh!
Get more! Get more!
Get more with Catherine Zeta-Jones!
Get more! Get more!
Get more with Catherine Zeta-Jones!
Get more, Zellwegger!

Go home!
Oh!
Get more! Get more!
Get more with Catherine Zeta-Jones!
Get more! Get more!
Get more with Catherine Zeta-Jones!

Doo...

Ooh! Ooh!
Get back, Zellwegger!
Big Mama's waiting for you.
Catherine sells those phones
in a nice tight sweater.
Get back home, Zellwegger!

Oh!
Get more! Get more!
Get more with Catherine Zeta-Jones!
Get more! Get more!
Get more! Oh yeah!

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Johnny D - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh you and your Zeta-Jones-Squared !
Steve K. - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
"Z-Jo" sounds good to me.
alvin rhodes - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
get fives

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