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Song Parodies -> "Star Trek Women #17 & 01"

Original Song Title:

"Rainy Day Women #12 & 35"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Star Trek Women #17 & 01"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

A.k.a. "Everybody Must Get Stoned." The numbers are from the registry number of the U.S.S. Enterprise, NCC-1701. This song is not a tribute to the women of "Star Trek." (That's a parody for another time.) Which makes the title highly illogical. But, not being a Vulcan, I don't care.
(instrumental opening)

Well, they'll stun you when you're trying to be so good.
They'll stun you in galactic neighborhood.
They'll stun you when you're trying to reach Earth.
They'll stun you when you're trying to spread mirth.
But you won't be the only phasered one.
Everybody must get stunned!

Well, they'll stun you when you're flying for Starfleet.
They'll stun you when you're in the captain's seat.
They'll stun you at the base on Rigel Four.
They'll stun you at the shuttle bay pod door.
But you won't be the only phasered one.
Everybody must get stunned!

Well, they'll stun you when you're at the galley table.
They'll stun you when you're telling your space fables.
They'll stun you when you're being a good boy.
They'll stun you and you'll see Doctor McCoy.
But you won't be the only phasered one.
Everybody must get stunned!

(instrumental break)

Well, they'll stun you and you'll say it does't hurt.
Then they'll stun you like you're wearing reddish shirt.
They'll stun you when you fly a runabout.
They'll stun you and you'll wish they would get out.
But you won't be the only phasered one.
Everybody must get stunned!

(instrumental break, complete with Spock and Uhura duelling on electric Vulcan lyrettes)

Well, they'll stun you when you're on the Enterprise.
They'll stun you while that Yeoman's making eyes.
They'll stun you while you two get so depraved.
They'll stun you 'til you're set down in your grave.
But you won't be the only phasered one!
Everybody must get stunned!

(instrumental fadeout)

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Adagio - September 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one, Michael.
Rex - September 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Stunning!
Kristof Robertson - September 02, 2006 - Report this comment
So everybody's doing Dylan now? (must make a note of that...) Fun parody, Mike. 555
RedShirt #555 - September 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I resemble this ensemble!
alvin rhodes - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
your "phrases" were on "stunning"

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