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Song Parodies -> "Sickie"

Original Song Title:

"Mickey"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Toni Basil

Parody Song Title:

"Sickie"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Another one that walks the line. About Michael Jackson, of course. Sure, innocent until proven guilty. I don't remember who did this one first, but Toni Basil had the Number 1 version in 1982.
Oh, Sickie, it's a crime, it's a crime that blows my mind, hey Sickie! Hey Sickie!
Oh, Sickie, it's a crime, it's a crime that blows my mind, hey Sickie! Hey Sickie!
Oh, Sickie, it's a crime, it's a crime that blows my mind, hey Sickie! Hey Sickie!
Oh, Sickie, it's a crime, it's a crime that blows my mind, hey Sickie! Hey Sickie!

You've been around all night and that kid stayed there too long.
You think that it's so right but you've done something so wrong.
Why can't you get it right, don't you take him to your home, Sickie!

'Cause when you say you won't, it always means you will.
You've got a sickness for which there just ain't no pill.
Every night you give former fans a chill, Sickie!

Oh, Sickie, what a pity, you don't understand
you shouldn't touch those parts with your sequined-gloved-up hand!
Oh, Sickie, it ain't pretty, can't you understand
it's guys like you, Sickie!
Oh, who you do Sickie, do Sickie!

Hey Sickie!
Now, when you take that gloved-up hand
everyone's gonna know
we thought you learned your lesson
from the last jail you did go.
A second chance for you
did you just blow, Sickie!

So come on and give yourself up, 'cause this stuff will never stand.
Any way you wanna do that will make kids much safer, man.
Oh, please, Michael, please, you're in a bigger jam, Sickie!

Oh, Sickie, what a pity, you don't understand
you shouldn't touch those parts with your sequined-gloved-up hand!
Oh, Sickie, it ain't pretty, can't you understand
it's guys like you, Sickie!
Oh, who you do Sickie, do Sickie!

Oh, Sickie, it's a crime, it's a crime that blows my mind, hey Sickie! Hey Sickie!
Oh, Sickie, it's a crime, it's a crime that blows my mind, hey Sickie! Hey Sickie!
Oh, Sickie, it's a crime, it's a crime that blows my mind, hey Sickie! Hey Sickie!
Oh, Sickie, it's a crime, it's a crime that blows my mind, hey Sickie! Hey Sickie!

Oh, Sickie, what a pity, you don't understand
you shouldn't touch those parts with your sequined-gloved-up hand!
Oh, Sickie, it ain't pretty, can't you understand
it's guys like you, Sickie!
Oh, who you do Sickie, do Sickie!

Oh, Sickie, it's a crime, it's a crime that blows my mind, hey Sickie! Hey Sickie!
Oh, Sickie, it's a crime, it's a crime that blows my mind, hey Sickie! Hey Sickie!
Oh, Sickie, it's a crime, it's a crime that blows my mind, hey Sickie! Hey Sickie!
Oh, Sickie, it's a crime, it's a crime that blows my mind, hey Sickie! Hey Sickie!

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Jeff Reuben - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
As far as I know, it's Toni Basil.
insectonacid - May 05, 2007 - Report this comment
You must be gay, boyyyy.

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