Song Parodies -> Elaine
| Original Song Title: | "Cocaine" |
| Original Performer: | J.J. Cale |
| Parody Song Title: | "Elaine" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
Could you do me a favor? Could you tape the rest of the "Pigmen and the Women Who Love Them" discussion, so I can see it later? I gotta go write this parody about "Seinfeld" character Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus).
Who's that girl who's held
grudge against Seinfeld?
Elaine.
She's a girl on the make.
Watch out, knows how to fake.
Elaine.
She can lie, she can lie, she can lie...
Elaine.
Don't you wear any fur.
You'll get lecture from her.
Elaine.
And don't you dare light a smoke.
She will get you, no joke.
Elaine.
You no light, you no light, you no light...
Elaine.
If you're into the grunge
you're not worthy of sponge.
Elaine.
But you know what I think?
She can be plied with drink.
Elaine.
Get her high, she will lie, with you guy...
Elaine.
Get her high, she will lie, with you guy...
Elaine.
Get her high, she will lie, with you guy...
Elaine.
grudge against Seinfeld?
Elaine.
She's a girl on the make.
Watch out, knows how to fake.
Elaine.
She can lie, she can lie, she can lie...
Elaine.
Don't you wear any fur.
You'll get lecture from her.
Elaine.
And don't you dare light a smoke.
She will get you, no joke.
Elaine.
You no light, you no light, you no light...
Elaine.
If you're into the grunge
you're not worthy of sponge.
Elaine.
But you know what I think?
She can be plied with drink.
Elaine.
Get her high, she will lie, with you guy...
Elaine.
Get her high, she will lie, with you guy...
Elaine.
Get her high, she will lie, with you guy...
Elaine.
Your Vote Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
|
Place Your Vote
|
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
 | | | Pacing | | How Funny | | Overall Rating | | ||||||||||||||||||
| 1 | 4 |
|
17 |
|
17 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 2 | 4 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 3 | 3 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 4 | 5 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 5 | 7 |
|
6 |
|
6 |
|
User Comments Follow...
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
Mike, Eric Clapton performed this song, not J.J. Cale.
nice tribute....and JJ wrote and performed it first
MOYD - this was even funnier than The Little Kicks
Since she's so careful about cleanliness, she'll probably never get the Clapton.
Dylan: I have this nasty habit of crediting the original performers, which is why most of my "Reason To Believe" parodies go to Tim Hardin rather than Rod Stewart. Then again, I've done a few to "A Boy Named Sue" and never used Shel Silverstein as the original artist. John: If she does, it'll be on Page Six (which the Post, for some reason, usually puts on Page 10), and the whole New York Tri-State Area is gonnorrhead all about it. (That's actually a 25-year-old joke from "Saturday Night Live," but, hey, you started it.)
There must be something wrong with me, I never considered her to be very hot.
The idea isn't that she was hot... although she sure thought she was... the idea is that she's nuts and a lot easier than she thinks she is. She needs a "shortstop," as long as he's sponge-worthy. Really, she and Jerry (the TV version, anyway) deserved each other.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/jjcale5.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 152
The Very Best Of J.J. Cale album at Amazon.com
To Tulsa and Back album at Amazon.com
Anyway The Wind Blows: The Anthology album at Amazon.com
Troubadour album at Amazon.com
Naturally album at Amazon.com
5 album at Amazon.com
Really album at Amazon.com
Shades album at Amazon.com
Grasshopper album at Amazon.com
Okie album at Amazon.com
