-> "Mitt Romney"
Original Song Title:
"Tom Dooley"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Mitt Romney"
The Lyrics
Hang down your head, Mitt Romney.
You're not the man we choose.
Hang down your head, Mitt Romney.
Poor boy, you're bound to lose.
He lost the Iowa Caucus.
There he found some strife.
Then he lost New Hampshire.
Cuts him like a knife.
Hang down your head, Mitt Romney.
You're not the man we choose.
(Poor boy, a-well-a)
Hang down your head, Mitt Romney.
Poor boy, you're bound to lose.
This time tomorrow
reckon where he'll be?
Couldn't beat John the Sailor
and lost to Huckabee!
A well, well, now!
Hang down your head, Mitt Romney.
(Hang down your head, poor Mitt!)
You're not the man we choose.
(Hang 'cause you got the blues!)
(Poor boy, a-well-a)
Hang down your head, Mitt Romney.
(Hang down your head, poor Mitt!)
Poor boy, you're bound to lose.
(Poor boy, you're bound to lose!)
A well, well, now!
Hang down your head, Mitt Romney.
(Hang down your head, poor Mitt!)
You're not the man we choose.
(Hang 'cause you got the blues!)
(Poor boy, a-well-a)
Hang down your head, Mitt Romney.
(Hang down your head, poor Mitt!)
Poor boy, you're bound to lose.
(Poor boy, you're bound to lose!)
This time the next year
reckon where he'll be?
Watching the Inauguration
of Obama or Hillary!
Hang down your head, Mitt Romney.
You're not the man we choose.
(Poor boy, a-well-a)
Hang down your head, Mitt Romney.
Poor boy, you're bound to lose.
A well, well, now!
Hang down your head, Mitt Romney.
You're not the man we choose.
(Poor boy, a-well-a)
Hang down your head, Mitt Romney.
Poor boy, you're bound to lose.
Poor boy, you're bound to lose.
Poor boy, you're bound to lose.
Poor boy, you're bound to
lose.
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How Funny: | 4.1 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.3 | |
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Total Votes: | 7 |
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