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Song Parodies -> "New Federline"

Original Song Title:

"End of the Line"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Traveling Wilburys

Parody Song Title:

"New Federline"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

May Bob, Tom, Jeff and, from beyond the grave, George and Roy, forgive me for linking them with the subject of this song.
Well, it's all right
hiding out up in her trees.
Well, it's all right
if you get the quote you please.
Well, it's all right
snapping pictures of her man.
Well, it's all right
but her music, I can't stand.

You can sit around and stare at her wedding ring
(She's Mrs. Federline)
waiting for her to learn to write and learn to sing.
(She's Mrs. Federline, Federline)
sit around to see if stork's on the wing
(She's Mrs. Federline)
or if you've got nothing.

Well, it's all right
even if your story's wrong.
Well, it's all right
it may not be for too long.
Well, it's all right
the first hubby she wouldn't lay.
Well, it's all right
so when's her delivery day?

Maybe somewhere down the road aways
(She's Mrs. Federline)
the kid'll think of Mom and wonder was she in a haze.
(She's Mrs. Federline, Federline)
Maybe somewhere down the road when somebody plays
(She's Mrs. Federline)
"Glory Days."

Well, it's all right
if she gives paparazzi shoves.
Well, it's all right
attention, you know, that's what she loves.
Well, it's all right
for two she will now have to dine.
Well, it's all right
we're getting us a new Federline!

Don't have to be ashamed of her trashy men.
(She's Mrs. Federline)
In two years, I'm sure she'll say, "Oops, I did it again!"
(as an ex-Federline, Federline)
And it don't matter if it's Matt or Ben
(with the ex-Federline)
Sing? No, pretend!

Well, it's all right
someday, she'll be old and gray.
Well, it's all right
will cameras still point her way?
Well, it's all right
will media let her just live?
Well, it's all right
her mind still seems to be like a sieve!

Well, it's all right
hiding out up in her trees.
Well, it's all right
if you get the quote you please.
Well, it's all right
even when she's in month nine.
Well, it's all right
presenting now the new Federline!

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Stuart McArthur - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
hilarious, MP, and I loved how you worked "In two years, I'm sure she'll say, "Oops, I did it again!"" into it - LOL- 555
alvin rhodes - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
masterfully written...5s
John Barry - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm with Stuart and Alvin.
Rick C - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm with Stuart, Alvin and John, Michael. Another rioutous effort!! 555
Rick C - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael, see Johnny D's "Retriever's Gun Shy"......... Winchester where, England? I thought you were central Jersey????
Kristof Robertson - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
This deserves far more press than it's recieved. Excellent!! 555
Michael Pacholek - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick C: I am in Central Jersey, Yankee territory, not New England. (And I'm still wondering what happened with Sheffield at Fenway tonight. The cameras obviously missed something.) I dropped in that "Winchester" reference to tweak you a little, because I know Winchester and Woburn are rivals. I read the Boston Globe online. I know a few of those T-Day grid matchups.
Rex - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Great work - I was waiting for "Brittney's now a Federline" to "Hit Me Baby One More Time" but this is better.

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