Well, it's all right
hiding out up in her trees.
Well, it's all right
if you get the quote you please.
Well, it's all right
snapping pictures of her man.
Well, it's all right
but her music, I can't stand.

You can sit around and stare at her wedding ring
(She's Mrs. Federline)
waiting for her to learn to write and learn to sing.
(She's Mrs. Federline, Federline)
sit around to see if stork's on the wing
(She's Mrs. Federline)
or if you've got nothing.

Well, it's all right
even if your story's wrong.
Well, it's all right
it may not be for too long.
Well, it's all right
the first hubby she wouldn't lay.
Well, it's all right
so when's her delivery day?

Maybe somewhere down the road aways
(She's Mrs. Federline)
the kid'll think of Mom and wonder was she in a haze.
(She's Mrs. Federline, Federline)
Maybe somewhere down the road when somebody plays
(She's Mrs. Federline)
"Glory Days."

Well, it's all right
if she gives paparazzi shoves.
Well, it's all right
attention, you know, that's what she loves.
Well, it's all right
for two she will now have to dine.
Well, it's all right
we're getting us a new Federline!

Don't have to be ashamed of her trashy men.
(She's Mrs. Federline)
In two years, I'm sure she'll say, "Oops, I did it again!"
(as an ex-Federline, Federline)
And it don't matter if it's Matt or Ben
(with the ex-Federline)
Sing? No, pretend!

Well, it's all right
someday, she'll be old and gray.
Well, it's all right
will cameras still point her way?
Well, it's all right
will media let her just live?
Well, it's all right
her mind still seems to be like a sieve!

Well, it's all right
hiding out up in her trees.
Well, it's all right
if you get the quote you please.
Well, it's all right
even when she's in month nine.
Well, it's all right
presenting now the new Federline!