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Song Parodies -> "Really Real Men of Genius, Volume 3"

Original Song Title:

"Real Men of Genius"

Original Performer:

David Bickler

Parody Song Title:

"Really Real Men of Genius, Volume 3"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Bob Winter created the Bud Light "Real Men of Genius" ads. David Bickler of Survivor is the singer. Pete Stacker is the announcer. As of November 16, 2006, they've done 158 such ads, but, as yet, no "Mr. Parody Song Writer."
(Singer)
Real Men of Genius!

(Announcer)
Amiright salutes you, Mr. Pina Colada-Drinking Cheater!

(Singer)
Mr. Pina Colada-Drinking Cheater!

(Announcer)
You answered that personal ad.
Answered it to the letter.
You do, indeed, have half a brain!

(Singer)
Half a brain!

(Announcer)
You were planning on cheating on your lovely lady,
unaware that she was already cheating on you!
In the newspaper!

(Singer)
In the new-whoos!

(Announcer)
You never knew she liked pina coladas
and getting caught in the rain?
Clearly, you never knew a lot of things!
But now you know:
You're so stupid,
you've had 15 parodies written about you!

(Singer)
Real Men of Genius!

(Announcer)
Amiright salutes you, Mr. Bullfrog named Jeremiah!

(Singer)
Mr. Bullfrog Named Jeremiah!

(Announcer)
I'm not sure what you've got to do with the other two verses of the song.
Maybe I also helped you drink your wine!

(Singer)
Mighty fine wine!

(Announcer)
That guy singing to you muses about being King of the World.
Doesn't he know there's no such title?

(Backing Vocalists)
I don't think so!

(Announcer)
But you've had 15 parodies done to your song.
So, Mr. Bullfrog, there's no need to get hopping mad!

(Singer)
Real Men of Genius!

(Announcer)
Amiright salutes you, Mr. Groom Stood Up at the Altar!

(Singer)
Mr. Groom Stood Up at the Altar!

(Announcer)
My God, that's rough!

(Singer)
It's so rough!

(Announcer)
But there's no point in killing yourself,
even if it did leave you alone again, naturally.

(Singer)
You truly are, indeed!

(Announcer)
What do you do?

(Singer)
What do you do?

(Announcer)
Well, you could read the 23 parodies written about you.
Heck, I've written several of them myself!

(Singer)
Naturally!

(Announcer)
So don't cry and cry all day!

(Singer)
Real Men of Genius!

(Announcer)
Amiright salutes you, Mr. Hotel California Guest!

(Singer)
Mr. Guest at Hotel California!

(Announcer)
What the HELL is going on in there?

(Singer)
Sweet summer sweat!

(Announcer)
No wonder you called the captain for some wine.
Wonder if his name was Jeremiah?
He's one tough bullfrog!

(Singer)
Can't kill the beast!

(Announcer)
You can check out anytime you like,
but you can never leave...
not until you read the 73 parodies that have been
written about your stay!

(Singer)
Real Men of Genius!

(Announcer)
Amiright salutes you, Mr. L.A. Lounge Piano Player!

(Singer)
Mr. L.A. Lounge Piano Player!

(Announcer)
Come to think of it,
man, what WERE you doing there?

(Singer)
La-da, da-de-da!

(Announcer)
Movie-star bartenders,
real-estate novelists,
politician-waitresses,
even old drunks who can't remember lyrics!
No wonder you said goodbye to Hollywood
and redeveloped your New York state of mind!

(Singer)
Goodbye!

(Announcer)
And you've had 76 parodies written about you!
So Amiright salutes you!

(Singer)
Real Men of Genius!

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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 9

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alvin rhodes - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
cheers to YOU...mister commercial parodist...fives too
Red Ant - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Love the commercials, loved this. These RMOG parodies are amongst your very best. 5s. Congratulations on 1100 parodies, Michael.
Dylan Baranski - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Dude, I didn't even know people parodied those ads! 5-5-5 for you, Mike! Well, you forgot the "Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius", "So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr blablabla...", & the closing "Budweiser Beer, yadayadayada" lines, but other than that, they were excellent!
PMS - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Your RMOG parodies just slay me everytime!
Yoidy - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Quite original! 555

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