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Song Parodies -> "Quitter"

Original Song Title:

"Fighter"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Quitter"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

As Phil Ochs would have said, I ain't Searsing anymore!
Well I, I had a bad job
working for you, you slob!
I guess I, I couldn't trust
but your guff time is up!
'Cause I've had enough!
You were there, on my back
never cut me no slack!
But your profit just came down in flames
'cause your greed's always been the same!
Mm-hm!

After all of the double-shift working
you probably think I have resentment for you!
And, uh, uh, oh, yeah, that's right!
But if it wasn't for all that you tried to pull
I wouldn't have built up the anger, the bile and the will
so I just wanna say, "F--- you!"

'Cause you made my life that much harder!
Made me that much more bitter!
So I got me a job that's much better!
So thanks for making me a quitter!
You're such a mean old slavedriver!
You're such a lousy bulls---er!
A dirrty, low motherf---er!
So thanks for making me a quitter!

Oh, whoa!

Always saw it coming
all your smelly breathing
cut rates of commission
not a good thing, but that's the retail game!
But now, check out this sound:
You are the victim now!
A new job I begin!
No department-store shame!
Goodbye, you filthy knave!

After all of the damn one-day sales
yeah, you had me, but I don't work for you anymore!
Uh, no more, oh, no, it's over!
And if it wasn't for all of your penure
I would have paid my student loans and credit cards by now!
So I wanna say, "F--- you!"

'Cause you made my life that much harder!
Made me that much more bitter!
So I got me a job that's much better!
So thanks for making me a quitter!
You're such a mean old slavedriver!
You're such a lousy bulls---er!
A dirrty, low motherf---er!
So thanks for making me a quitter!

Oh, whoa!

You made my life that much harder!
Made me that much more bitter!
So I got me a job that's much better!
So thanks for making me a quitter!
You're such a mean old slavedriver!
You're such a lousy bulls---er!
A dirrty, low motherf---er!
So thanks for making me a quitter!
OK, since some of you asked: I now work for, of all things, a law firm that specializes in debt collections. At least now, when I have to deal with stupid people and schmucks, they are only on the phone, and the boss is NOT one of them! And the pay is better.

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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... - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
It wasn't all that great, imho
Mr X - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree; I vote 4-3-3.
who cares what my name is - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing is a bit off.
diana - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
well i liked it

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