-> "Columbia 2009"
Original Song Title:
"Miami 2017"
Parody Song Title:
"Columbia 2009"
The Lyrics
(instrumental opening)
Argentine, the Guv went out, the wrong way.
I saw the Governor laid low.
Life went on beyond the Myrtle Beach.
They all bought boogie-boards and left there long ago.
They held a press conference at noontime
to watch Mark Sanford's tears aflow.
He told how it went down.
Drove him to a frown.
I watched MSNBC's show!
Whoa whoa whoa...
Argentine, the Guv went out the wrong way.
I saw the crazy ways he'll fail.
For five long days we did not notice him.
He wasn't hiking on... the Appalachian Trail.
He burned his bridges to twenty-twelve
like John McCain did over war.
The flames engulf ol' Mark.
His prospects looking dark.
Like Senator Ensign before.
Whoa whoa whoa...
I've seen the rats on right-wing radio
say it wasn't like Bill Clinton's fall.
The dopes forget his great economy.
The 9/11 strike... was his successor's pall.
They laughed from Atlanta to Norfolk.
"Mark, no U.S. mistress for thee?"
Back here, he couldn't stay.
Threw his career away.
And threw his party out to sea!
Whoa whoa...
Whoa whoa whoa...
You know this guy went out the wrong way.
Like Gary Hart several years ago.
Remember how he did in Florida?
Now Mark Sanford... went well past Mexico.
There are not any in his party
who keep their '12 vote hopes alive.
We'll tell the world about
the people they've sold out.
Obama's laughing at their jive...
(instrumental close)
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