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Song Parodies -> "One Shrub"

Original Song Title:

"One"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"One Shrub"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Is our children learning or do they get more lame?
Will it make it easier on you since you don't have Bill to blame?
You say, One war, one bomb, when it's one cut in the tax.
One Shrub, we must endure it.
Dump him baby 'cause we have to cure it.

Did he disappoint you with his kowtowing to the South?
He acts like he's such a rich guy and he wants us to go without.
Well it's too late tonight to drag his past out into the light.
We're one, and we're dipped in shame.
We get to carry his grudges, carry his grudges. One...

Have you come here for forgiveness? His New Testament ain't read.
Does he really understand Jesus? Or just keep his devil fed?

Did I ask too much? Prosperity?
He gave me nothing, now it's all I got.
We're one, and we're dipped in shame.
Well, he hurts a brother, then he does it again.

I say, He is so simple, greed his highest flaw.
He is so simple, greed his highest flaw.
He asks us to enter, but then he makes us crawl.
And I can't be holding on to what he's got
when all he gives is hurt.

One Shrub spills blood.
One chance, oh-four, to do what we should.
One chance with each other, sisters, brothers.

One chance, freedom to regain.
We get to redeem each other, redeem each other.
One...chance...One.

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MrMacphisto - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
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