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Song Parodies -> "Justice John"

Original Song Title:

"Big Bad John"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmy Dean

Parody Song Title:

"Justice John"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

You'd think, in an election year, that I'd be writing more parodies. Well, I'm working on it - which is a lot more that right-wingers do on fixing the problems they caused.
(Judge John... )
(Judge John... )

Every morning at the Court, you can see him arrive.
He stands 5-foot-10 and weighs 245.
Kinda broad at the shoulder and wider at the hip.
And all the reporters thought they had a grip
on Judge John.

(Judge John... )
(Judge John... )

Justice John.

(Judge John... )

The State of Maryland is where John calls home.
So for Washington, didn't have far to roam.
He doesn't say much, kinda quiet and shy.
When he fluffed the Oath of Office, we all wondered
"Why, Judge John?"

Somebody said he's nuts when he said it seems
that corporations are people, how mean.
And a crushing blow from a gavel in hand
sent a little bit of common sense out of our land
from Judge John.

(Judge John... )
(Judge John... )

Justice John.

(Judge John... )

Then came the day for the Court to decide
whether health care reform shoulda lived or died.
People were praying and hearts beat fast.
And we thought Obamacare had breathed its last
through John.

Well, Stephen and Sonia, Elena and Ruth
knew it's constitutional, that's the truth.
But Antonin and Clarence and Sam
were joined by Anthony in calling it a sham.
That left John.

(Judge John...)
(Judge John...)

Justice John.

(Judge John!)

Then with all of his strength he gave his words a shove.
And supporters yelled out, "There's a light up above!"
The news networks wrong, put the law in the grave.
We never expected the Judge who would save
would be John.

With words and brimstone, conservative clowns
they gave their grumbles, they stood their ground.
Smoke and gas belched out of those jerks.
But everybody knew that the system works
thanks to John.

(Judge John... )
(Judge John... )

Justice John.

(Judge John... )

Now, "money is speech," still a worthless pit.
I shudder at what judges would be named by Mitt.
But for one day, a Dubya appointee I'd panned...

At the bottom of his heart, he's a big, big man.
Judge John.

(Judge John... )
(Judge John... )

Justice John.

(Judge John... )
(Judge John... )

Justice John...

(Repeat 'til fare)

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Pacing: 2.9
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 21

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Brock O'Brahma - July 02, 2012 - Report this comment
For keeping the inflammatory name calling to a minimum, a sober look at the left point of view in a very historic decision, plus a good use of an awesome O/S to convey the gravity of the outcome. A 555 vote. (I'm trying to be more mature and not be a knee-jerk 1 bomber)
Patrick - July 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Socialized medicine has bankrupted Europe. The taxpayers are going to be shaken down again to create a fund that will be looted by Congress, just like they did with Social Security.
Phil Alexander - July 02, 2012 - Report this comment
"Socialized medicine has bankrupted Europe"??? Simple question for you: what percentage of GDP does Europe spend on its healthcare compared to the US? If you think the state-run model is more expensive than the US insurance model, someone's been lying to you.
Rob Arndt - July 02, 2012 - Report this comment
I also gave you a 555 Mike based on the parody, not ideology :)
constitution guy - July 02, 2012 - Report this comment
as far as bankrupting america and us taxpayers getting looted by redistributionist demoncrats, budgets do not come from the white house, they come from congress. The party that controlled congress since january 2007 is the demoncrat party. furthermore, demoncrats controlled the budget process for fiscal years 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011. still wanna blaim bush for what you liberals enabled? odumba promised a ton of good changes along with getting us out of war and debt when he campaigned yet he ruined us and his supporters mindlessly and heartlessly go along like idiots. learn how the system works before your hate and jealousy of the prosperous exposes your ignorance. this is all demoncrat created. thanks
Michael Pacholek - July 02, 2012 - Report this comment
If the guy above me believes even half if what he just said, he makes the dumbest Met fan look like Einstein. If he knows it's all lies, he makes the most stubborn Red Sox fan look like an artist of compromise.
UTD - July 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Of course. Of course the brain-dead leftard Zero-Boy-Fellating fascist Bicholek hails Roberts' evil decision! See you in Hell, Bicholek! May you get pancreatic cancer and have your claim denied by IPAB (a.k.a. the death panel) You are the dumbest, most talentless commie fascist hacke ever to blight this site with your unfunny leftard crap, now that Willie Tong is gone. They'll be waiting to greet you and all your leftard cronies in Hell.
Michael Pacholek - July 03, 2012 - Report this comment
You call me variations on "retard"? You can't even SPELL "hack"! And you right-wing bigots wonder why we call you people stupid, and insane: It's because you keep giving us proof!
constitution guy - July 03, 2012 - Report this comment
hey liberals, facts dont lie like the DFL. just check to see who had the spending rights via congress, then try to be honest if possible. it was your rats charging up the debt. in 2007, the debt the demoncrats inherited was the lowest in 5 years ( even with a war that lasted too long ) and after that, the commie libs took over and barack odumba voted to accept all the spending they did. he was a fool and problem then and still is now. and liberal voters were liars and untruthful then and still are now as well.
AT3 - July 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Yeah... focus on the typo because you can't answer the truth, Crapolek. Typical lefturd "logic" for you. Meanwhile, the facts speak for themselves: Nationalized health care in Canada and Cuba AND Europe is such a wretched system that their people keep fleeing to us when they need REAL health care. Now you mass-murdering totalitarian fascists are doing your worst to wreck health care here as well.
Dr. Klahn: - July 03, 2012 - Report this comment
So, Pacholek thinks DemoKKKrats have the best system of government? Take him to... Detroit!
Dr. Klahn - July 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Oh wait: he already lives in New Jersey. So take him to... Los Angeles!
Michael Pacholek - July 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Have you ever wondered why those cities have such problems? Because they're in States that usually have Republican Governors who "starve the beast." Idiots.
Anon - July 03, 2012 - Report this comment
So what's the excuse for those cities in states with Demmy Govs?
The Ref - July 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Children, children!
C4 - July 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Now look who's failing Geography in addition to everything else. (No surprise there: the school records your Messiah refuses to release doubtless would reveal that he failed lunch.) L.A. is in California, retard. You know, left-coast Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown territory? And until recently, Michigan, where Detroit is, was governed by that fascist Commie whore Jennifer Granholm. The Republicans in that state are doing what they can to reverse all the damage you parasites have done, but it's hard slog, you parasites aren't finished doing your damage, and Detroit appears to be a lost cause in any event. Like all fascist DemoKKKrats, you try to blame your atrocities on Republicans, but the facts and truth are forever against you and you have no excuse for the total failure of the wretched hives you bottom-feeding parasites infest with your evil ideology.
constitution guy - July 06, 2012 - Report this comment
well put C4 and others who know liberal voters CANT BE HONEST. almost ALL poor cities were run into the ground by liberals. just be honest and we're on the same side - "our side" but liberal voters can NEVER condemn their rats. how bout them troops coming home by aug 2010? nope, lybian war added to it. you cant be honest and you aint fooling us and unless liberals cheat a real lot like al franken did in minnesota, the odumbionator is gone.
Randy Hearn - July 06, 2012 - Report this comment
How can it be Socialized Medicine, if onitwit will impose a fine for people that don't or can't buy insurance? You dumb libs are supposed to be concerned about the poor. They have to either buy food or ins. That's a really good plan you have there.

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