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Song Parodies -> "Can't Stop Hating You"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Stop Loving You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Stop Hating You"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Dedicated to the guy, masquerading as Sammy Hagar, who wonders why all our Van Halen parodies are from the David Lee Retch era.
There's a time and place for everything, for everyone.
But you stink with all your might, and nausea's gonna come.
Oh, no, nothin's gonna change, and if I asked you not to try
Oh could you set me free?
I wanna tell you today, gonna throw this all away!
Tell me you will go, you must go!
Do you have to hear me say

I can't stop hating you!
And no matter what I say or do
You'll always make me blue, oh-whoa, I can't stop hating you!

You ain't my friends, get out my life.
I won't change my mind, I won't change the things I say and do anytime.
Oh, no, but I think you'll find
that when you look inside my heart
oh baby, hatred's there, yeah!

Go home, you're going home!
Baby, just go home, go home, go home!
You're just gonna hear me say

I can't stop hating you!
And no matter what you say or do
you'll always make me blue, oh-whoa
I can't stop hating you!

Like Red Sox fans hate the Yanks, all I can remember
Was how you put my heart into the blender!

And when it's over, you know how it's gonna be!
My anger will never die, so just go away!

And I can't stop hating you!
No matter what I say or do
You'll always make me blue, oh-whoa
I can't stop hating you!

And I know what I got to do!
The way you hate Avril, too
I can't stop hating you, oh-whoa
Oh, I can't stop hating you!

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