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Song Parodies -> "Bridge Over Troubled Lurkers"

Original Song Title:

"Bridge Over Troubled Water"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Bridge Over Troubled Lurkers"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

When you're weary
patience small
when bloodshot are your eyes
I will face them all.
I'm on your side.
Oh, with comments rough
and making awful sounds
like a bridge over troubled lurkers
I will put them down.
Like a bridge over troubled lurkers
I will put them down.

Of their minds, they're out.
Think they got us beat
with words that fall so hard.
I will comfort you.
I'll take apart
all their crap of bull
and smack them all around!
Like a bridge over troubled lurkers
I will put them down.
Like a bridge over troubled lurkers
I will put them down.

(instrumental break)

Sail on, boys and girls.
Sail on by.
Your time has come to shine.
Right-wing bums won't win today.
See how they whine!
Oh, they might use your name
but I'll kick their behind!
Like a bridge over troubled lurkers
I will ease your mind!
Like a bridge over troubled lurkers
I will ease your mind!

(instrumental close)
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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 13

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   1
 3   2
 4   1
 5   9

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carol - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
another good Lurcker bash! Don't let up, 555
alvin rhodes - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
you tell 'em, michael, nice job..5s
MrMacphisto - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Yet Another Dutchman - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
What's a lurker? Is it like Ones Guy but with comments? I'ven't read a lot of Lurker comments, you see.
Michael Pacholek - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
See how intelligent I am? If lots of people agree with me, I must be right... er, left. A lame parody isn't lame if I can get the usual gang of whores to agree with it.
Michael Pacholek - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I am intelligent, more so than Lurker, the Ones Guy(s), and their slimy ilk. Lots of people DO agree with me -- 61 percent, at last check. I'm left, you're right? No, I'm correct, you're wrong. And what would you know about a lame parody? You've never even written one THAT good! Like all bullies, including George W. Bush, you're nothing but a coward, and, as James Carville would say, the only thing you hate more than fair taxation is a far fight. Except, when I take you on, it's not a fair fight: Yeah, I got a big ego. As John Houseman would say, I came by it the old-fashioned way: I earned it!
Lurker - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, Mikey, I'll bet that from the low intelligence shown in your parodies, the other conservatives here have figured out that you are a Chicago Polack. They may not know that "Pacholek" is Polish for "little boy," quite appropriate for an immature guy like you.
Michael Pacholek - November 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, Lurker, I'll bet that you're too lazy to read the various items that explicitly say I'm from New Jersey, not Chicago, although I do love that city. Considering the smack laid down by the White Sox and Patrick Fitzgerald in the last couple of weeks, it smacks of low intelligence to take on somebody from Chicago, Polish or otherwise. I guess that makes your words... Da Bull. Incidentally, the new Bush approval rating (according to Richard Viguerie, whom I'm sure you think is too liberal for your tastes) is 35 percent, which means that 65 percent agree with me now.
Richard Viguerie - November 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Of course, my poll was almost completely devoid of Republicans and not everyone who disapproves of Bush is as much of a wanker as Pacholek, but naturally he interprets this to mean that everyone against Bush wants the same failed leftist bullshit he wants.
Immoral Liberal - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I sent the above post to Richard Viguerie so that he could begin a defamation lawsuit.
Michael Pacholek - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I.L., I think you have Viguerie confused with Larry Klayman. (LOL, although the two men have worked together.)

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