-> "Stuck Waiting Here For a Cab"
Original Song Title:
"Stuck In the Middle With You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Stuck Waiting Here For a Cab"
The Lyrics
(instrumental opening)
Well, I don't know why I'm stuck here tonight.
But the taxi didn't come here all right.
There's some losers wiping out on skateboards.
And this old bat sits there smoking some more.
Chavs to the left of me.
Smokers to the right.
Here I am, stuck waiting here for a cab.
Yes, I'm stuck waiting here for a cab
to bring home the grocery bags I grab.
They're heavy and I don't have a car.
And those skateboarders are going too far.
Chavs to the left of me.
Smokers to the right.
Here I am, stuck waiting here for a cab.
Well, I started out with calling
but the taxi is so late again.
And these chavs, they're laughin', rappin'.
Lady, put out that cigarette
please!
Please!
Trying to make some sense of it all.
But I can see that it makes no sense at all.
That dope just wiped out on his skateboard.
And I don't think that I can take anymore.
Chavs to the left of me.
Smokers to the right.
Here I am, stuck waiting here for a cab.
Well, I started out in daylight
but now night has fallen on me here, man.
And that taxicab is crawlin'.
Why won't it come back? I say
please!
Please!
Well, I don't know when it's coming tonight.
And another smoke that old bag will light.
It's a night that's bad beyond all compare.
And I'd like to push those chavs down the stairs.
Chavs to the left of me.
Smokers to the right.
Here I am, stuck waiting here for a cab.
Yes, I'm stuck waiting here for a cab.
Stuck waiting here for a cab.
(instrumental close)
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