-> "Hawk! We Don't Got No Cup Ring"
Original Song Title:
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
Parody Song Title:
"Hawk! We Don't Got No Cup Ring"
The Lyrics
Hawk! We don't got no Cup ring.
Gory, ew, of blood we sing!
Piece of cake to get us riled.
Since sixty-one, we ain't smiled.
Oy, for all the years we've played.
To Hull, bucks we should have paid.
With Canadiens that game
Dryden's save on Jim Pappin!
Hawk! We don't got no Cup ring.
Gory, ew, of blood we sing!
Rivalry, with Wings we have.
Now they've got more hate for Avs!
Guess we should have won some more.
Closed old house in ninety-four.
Madhouse on Madison Street.
In that place, we can't be beat.
In the Center United
teams all seem to bash our head.
Hawk! We don't got no Cup ring.
Gory, ew, of blood we sing!
Titles, none, we've got a lull.
Six of them, lined up for Bull.
Lose good players, I'll be sick.
Goodbye, Hasek and Roenick.
Someday, these Blackhawks will fly.
In the Playoffs, we won't die.
Someday rule the hockey earth.
Someday end our title dearth.
Hawk! We don't got no Cup ring.
Gory, ew, of blood we sing!
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