-> "Bartlet Tonight"
Original Song Title:
"Heartache Tonight"
Parody Song Title:
"Bartlet Tonight"
The Lyrics
(guitar opening, bass drum, handclaps)
George Dubya's gonna hurt someone
before the night is through.
Since 2000, we've come undone.
There's nothing we can do.
I wish the President's somebody
that we can trust tonight.
Everybody should've taken that chance.
It's wing, not brain, that's right!
We're gonna watch Jed Bartlet tonight!
Jed Bartlet tonight, I know!
We're gonna watch Jed Bartlet tonight!
Jed Bartlet tonight, I know!
Lord, I know!
Some people look to 2008.
Some folks can't hold out that long.
But nobody goes to bed at eight.
The great show's coming on.
Toby's gonna grouse forever.
C.J. will crack wise all night long.
Some time before the sun comes up
Josh will tell conservatives they're wrong!
We're gonna watch Jed Bartlet tonight!
Jed Bartlet tonight, I know!
We're gonna watch Jed Bartlet tonight!
Jed Bartlet tonight, I know!
Lord, I know!
We're gonna watch Jed Bartlet tonight!
A wiseguy, but bright!
So on Wednesday night
ol' Jed will get it right!
We're gonna watch Jed Bartlet tonight!
Jed Bartlet tonight, I know!
Bartlet, baby!
(guitar break)
(bass drum, handclaps)
George Dubya's gonna hurt someone
before the night is through.
Since 2000, we've come undone.
There's nothing we can do.
I wish the President's somebody
that we can trust tonight.
Everybody should've taken that chance.
It's wing, not brain, that's right!
We're gonna watch Jed Bartlet tonight!
Jed Bartlet tonight, I know!
We're gonna watch Jed Bartlet tonight!
Jed Bartlet tonight, I know!
So let's go!
Now, we can beat around the Bush
or we can hear old Leo moan
or we can call Charlie or Donna Moss
but either way we're gon-
-na watch Jed Bartlet tonight!
Jed Bartlet tonight, I know!
We're gonna watch Jed Bartlet tonight!
Jed Bartlet tonight, I know!
Whoo...whoo!
(guitar close)
(bass drum)
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How Funny: | 3.7 | |
Overall Rating: | 3.7 | |
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