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Song Parodies -> "Go-Beer Man"

Original Song Title:

"Nowhere Man"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Go-Beer Man"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

This is not a "Sesame Street" parody, but it is brought to you by the number 14.
He's a real go-beer man
looking for the drink that's tan
making all his go-beer plans
with girls slutty.

Doesn't have good eyes to view.
Can't see where he's going to.
Hope he's not a bit like you and me.

Go-beer man, please listen:
That big bowl, you're missin'.
Go-beer man, for that you should sit
rather than stand.

(guitar break)

He's as blind as he can be
'cause he likes that Genesee.
Go-beer man, can you see much at all?

Go-beer man, with Miller
Pauli girl, you'll spill her.
Leave the bar and hope a cab
will lend you a hand.

Doesn't have good eyes to view.
Can't see where he's going to.
Hope he's not a bit like you and me.

Go-beer man, please listen:
That big bowl, you're missin'.
Go-beer man, for that you should sit
rather than stand.

He's a real go-beer man
looking for the drink that's tan
making all his go-beer plans
with girls slutty.
Making all his go-beer plans
with girls slutty.
Making all his go-beer plans
with girls slutty!
Like he's got a chance with them anyway.

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alvin rhodes - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
fun to sing along to...5s

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