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Song Parodies -> "Don't Ask, Jedi"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Ask Me Why"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Ask, Jedi"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

As promised... OK, I didn't actually promise... As suggested, a Billy Joel/Star Wars parody.
All the waiters in the spaceport bars
think someone has spiked their drink.
Whoa-ho, that big Wookie flying to the stars
keeps Solo out of the clink.
Seek you the answers? Take you the chances?
Don't ask, Jedi!

All your life was spent on Tatooine.
Feel the sand under your feet.
Whoa-ho, that Darth Vader, he is really mean.
He's the guy you've got to beat.
Seek you the answers? Take you the chances?
Don't ask, Jedi!

Hmpf! You can say The Force is really only make-believe
and I am only fighting with light-saber.
But you are still a victim of the Dark Side, I perceive
as sure as hand you'll lose a little lay-ay-ay-ter!

All the Ewoks in that forest hell
trip up Walker-things' big feet.
Whoa-ho, stop them all, but secrets I could tell:
Rebels now close to defeat.
Ask you for favors? You'll cross light-sabers.
Don't ask, Jedi!

(piano break)

Now you've learned you are Lord Vader's child.
Jedi ghosts still come your way.
Whoa-ho, you can wipe off the Emperor's smile.
Happy end for this film-play.
Let Han have Leia. Luke's still a playa.
Don't ask, Jedi!

Don't ask, Jedi!
Use your imagination as to with whom Luke is a "playa," but keep in mind A) Luke's wife Mara Jade will not "officially" exist unless and until George Lucas does an Episode VII, and B) We've already had one Han-and-Chewie-are-a-couple parody, and we don't need another!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 8

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Steven Cavanagh - December 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Great shot, red fives, that was one in a million! And very foolish, too ;-)
Michael Pacholek - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Who is more foolish, Padawan Steven, the fool, or the fool who parodies him?
Chris H. - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm still wondering why haven't you commented back Micheal , I like to know , now more than likely it means you did like ``Take me out with Han Solo'' I assume. The whole ``Your all clear kid'' , I assume meant you thought it was good , but I want to know what you thought of it.
Foo Fighter - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Man , I can't stand ya Mike

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