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Song Parodies -> "She's Always a Woman (To Meat)"

Original Song Title:

"She's Always a Woman (To Me)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"She's Always a Woman (To Meat)"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Really, at the VMAs, Cher should have given her not the Moon Man award, but the "Moonstruck slap," and told her to snap out of it.
(piano intro)

She can kill with a song, she can whine with her eyes.
Anyone who says she can sing, that's full of lies.
She only reveals things with dissonant bleat.
Took the stage, VMAs, and she's always a woman to meat.

She can lead you to love, but I wouldn't advise it.
She can give you crap songs, and she still multiplies it.
And she'll take what you give her, your money complete.
Yeah, she'll dress like a whore, and she's always a woman to meat.

Oh, she should not dress herself.
I don't know what she wants.
She's just wasting our time.

Oh, I wish she would get out.
That meat dress she was in
proves she's sick in the mind.

And she'll promise you more than the Garden of Eden
but the dress would make John Wayne turn into a vegan.
And she'll bring out the best in the worst tune and beat.
Blame it all on her style, 'cause she's always a woman to meat.

(humming break)

Oh, she should not dress herself.
I don't know what she wants.
She's just wasting our time.

Oh, I wish she would get out.
That meat dress she was in
proves she's sick in the mind.

She's frequently nuts and occasionally cruel.
If you download her songs you're a big honking fool.
And she should be convicted, at least kicked in her seat.
And that most she will do is throw garbage at you
'cause she's always a woman to meat.

(humming close)

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Belle - September 15, 2010 - Report this comment
VERY entertaining! 5's
Max Power - September 15, 2010 - Report this comment
I remember back in 2000 they used to overplay her song, it got on my nerves.
Michael Pacholek - September 15, 2010 - Report this comment
2000, Max? You mean 2010. This is about "Lady" Gaga and that stupid dress she wore to the Video Music Awards. Anyway, I can now see I should have begun the second verse, "She can lead you to love, but I don't recommend it. Her music, it sucks, and you cannot defend it."
Max Power - September 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Didn't watch the VMA so I thought you're referring to Cher. Yeah Lady Gaga freaked out many people to the point of insanity.
LadyChapsCake - September 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Cher looked great, if not embalmed, Sir ! for myself, I find that lamb-Leather black Chaps will do the trick, Lord Pacholek . . .
Old Man Ribber - September 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Michael - My sister-in-law is from Hicksville Long Island (Billy's hometown, right?) and a MAJOR fan of his songs. As for this fine parody, I'm simply gaga....very "rare" to see something so "well-done" in this "medium"! ;D
Patrick - September 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Was Max confusing Gaga with Cher? There was a guy here at work who would sing "I Believe in Life After Love" under his breath all day long. That, and "Bold Fenian Men". Cher goes back far enough for me to remember. I guess when the plastic surgery no longer does the trick, she has to have a replacement standing by. Funny song, even if I don't know who you are writing about. And going by your advice, I don't think I'll explore her music any further.
Pyth - September 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Very good parody. I agree that her sense of "style" just proves she's sick in the mind.
John Barry - September 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Is she still alive. Her original face sure ain't. Très bon, mon cher.
Eat Meat, Don't Wear It! - September 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Lady Caca wearing the meat dress and sporting meat on her body while nude (mag cover) and wearing a new bizarre outfit every week, along with one studio album and at least 2 remix CDs - what does that tell you? Can you say, "style over substance"? My hometown paper had her name in the same paragraph as David Bowie and Roxy Music (LOL - sacrilege!). Your parody ain't like that, it's really GOOD and the OS is too. That meat could've been used to feed some hungry people. Also, in one of her videos she's making sexual gestures to a DOG. Gross me out.
AFW - September 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Very good anal-yzing
Michael Pacholek - September 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Maybe I should do "Lady Gaga Went Down to Georgia." I might actually be rooting for the rednecks in that one.
Tommy Turtle - September 19, 2010 - Report this comment
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