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Song Parodies -> "Dish It But Can't Take It"

Original Song Title:

"We're Not Gonna Take It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Twisted Sister

Parody Song Title:

"Dish It But Can't Take It"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

This is in response to "Yellow-Bellied Leftists" by "Sarcastic Paranoid." He didn't leave comments, which, considering his song title, is ironic And, you know, I didn't have to change too many words, but, seeing as how I'm a liberal and can think for myself, I did.
Dish it, but can't take it!
No, right-wingers can't take it!
Dish it, but can't take it!
And they're sore!

We've got the right to say it:
Your game, we just won't play it!
This is our land, your boys are wrong!

We'll fight the powers that be!
They won't change our destiny!
You don't know us, so git along!

They'll dish it, but can't take it!
No, right-wingers can't take it!
Dish it, but can't take it!
And they're sore!

Morality you're bending!
Your lies are never-ending!
Our land gets nothing, not a thing from you!

You've become Watergated!
To fail, you always were fated!
Your best is worst, we see it's true!

Oh
Oh

We're right!
(Not -wing!)
We're free!
(Too bad!)
We'll fight
(You guys)
GOP!

They'll dish it, but can't take it!
No, right-wingers can't take it!
Dish it, but can't take it!
And they're sore!

They'll dish it, but can't take it!
No, right-wingers can't take it!
Dish it, but can't take it!
And they're sore!

Oh
Oh

We're right!
(Not -wing!)
We're free!
(Too bad!)
We'll fight
(You guys)
GOP!

They'll dish it, but can't take it!
No, right-wingers can't take it!
Dish it, but can't take it!
And they're sore!

They'll dish it, but can't take it!
No, right-wingers can't take it!
Dish it, but can't take it!
And they're sore!
"To get revenge on Dubya, you'll serve our enemies." Your enemies are the Founding Fathers, Andy Jackson, Abe Lincoln, the Roosevelts, Harry Truman, the Kennedys, LBJ, Doctor King, the Clintons, and all those who have tried (and usually succeeded) to move this country forward. Including me. And a few others on this site. We are the Good Guys, and your boy is at 40 percent. You don't get that low unless you start losing your own Party, and you don't start losing your own Party unless you're failing on multiple levels. And he, and you, are.

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A. Moderate - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice to see someone with a sense of historical rather than hysterical perspective.
Steohen Harrington - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
555, I agree with you. ^___^
John Jenkins - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
On this web site, there is one liberal parody author who has bashed Bush and other Republicans over 1,200 times without once enabling comments. And then a single conservative author bashes liberals on one parody and neglects to enable comments, and you conclude that right wingers can' t take it???

A bit of an over generalization, to say the least.
Stormin - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
I like it but don't forget that they have a lot more guns on the Right! I see Sean Hannity as the Dad in the video.
Adagio - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with John Jenkins.

A bit of an over generalization, to say the least.

The VERY least!
Michael Pacholek - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Stormin: Considering that the original Dad was the guy who played Niedermayer in "Animal House," I'd say he can sign up for this one, too. John J.: Which "conservative" author would that be? Because "Sarcastic Paranoid" and about 70 percent of today's Republican Party is so far out of a sensible person's definition of "conservative" that, by comparison, today's liberals are the conservative ones, in the sense that they are the ones trying to conserve... and trying to produce smaller, less-spending government. Adagio: We've got "the VERY least," and he's now got the least approval rating (34 percent) of any President since Tricky Dick flew away. Only one out of three Americans still trust the bum. Begging the question, what the hell are those 34 percent waiting for, a bomb in the Lincoln Tunnel followed by the Arabs of Queens burning the Stars and Stripes on Roosevelt Avenue?
Adagio - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Michael - yup....can't speak for yourself...you have to take John's then my words and twist it around as if you thought of it. : D
alvin rhodes - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
dishin' out the fives
John Jenkins - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Michael, you are correct that President Bush cannot be labeled a conservative with respective to domestic spending. But in the 2004 campaign, John Kerry favored more more spending and more government in every domestic area than Bush did. But, if there really are liberals who favor "smaller, less-spending government" as you claim, I might support them. Please name them.

I happen to be one of the 34% who mostly approves of the job that President Bush is doing. What am I waiting for? Something better to come along. There wasn't anything better in 2004.
Michael Pacholek - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
"Sarcastic Paranoid" has struck again, and again without allowing comments. And it was to this OS, too: "Leftards All Are Spineless." On merit, the parody deserved a low score. It looks like a no-win situation: When we try the John Kerry approach, statesmanship, we are labeled as "spineless"; when we try the Howard Dean approach, showing spines of steel, we're called "insane." Well, if those are the choices, I'd rather tell the truth about these maniacs and be called "insane," because I'll be correct, and they'll be far-right. And, John J, if you can't see something better than Bush, then I suggest a trip to Washington, D.C., and walk around the Congressional offices for a while. You'll see a couple hundred examples. In fact, you might not have to go any further than your State's capital to find better than Bush! I know I wouldn't: Compared to Bush's White House and the Republican Congress, Governor Jon Corzine and the New Jersey legislature is measured, deliberative, productive and corruption free -- don't forget, I said "Compared to...."
Immoral Liberal - April 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, we're making progress - for the last election, about half the country was stupid; now only about 34% of the country is stupid. Rumsfeld - yup, there's a winner. Delay da criminal. Still can't find Osama and still can't find WMD in Iraq - maybe they're together? The fascists states are now on a mission to overturn Roe v. Wade - next they'll want to get rid of birth control by going after Griswold. Innocent people died in New Orleans; thousands more innocent people died as victims of the unjust Iraq War. Hey, fascists, IRAQ HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH 9/11. If you wrap yourself in the flag, invoke God, stifle free speech, aim for a gun in every household and listen in on your citizens' conversations, monitor their library habits and video purchases, then apparently you're a real Patriot. Bush is giving Nixon a run for the worst president in history. God Bless America - if you're not with us, you're against us. I think that all those people living in those road-kill eating states (Bush supporters) should form their own country.
Concerned American - April 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Bush should be impeached, voted out of office by the Senate and then tried and convicted for treason.

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