-> "The Wreck of This Administration"
Original Song Title:
"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"
Parody Song Title:
"The Wreck of This Administration"
The Lyrics
The legend lives on from the White House on down
of the big flake they call Georgie Dubya.
The flake, it is said, almost left us all dead
and your legacy, George, we must scrub ya!
With a load dumped on Gore, who did not deserve more
came a "President" with head that's empty.
The Red-White-and-Blue was a bone to be chewed
by a guy intellectually skimpy!
The scheme full of pride left America fried
in New Jersey, Nevada, Wisconsin.
The laws he was fixin' like Richard M. Nixon
and warring like Lyndon B. Johnson!
Concluding some terms with the Halliburton firms
they soon they left fully loaded for Iraq.
They claimed blessed by heaven, avenge 9/11
but Saddam's not involved with that attack!
Joe Wilson exposed, made a tattletale sound
and his spy-wife, her cover they're blowing.
And every man knew, as Dick Cheney did, too
down the drain, like the jobs, they'd be going!
Kerry got nominate and the lies couldn't wait
second day of November came slashing.
Bush said he was full of the pol-capital
but on Social Security, it's crashing!
When trial time came, the old judge came on deck
saying, "Libby, you're guilty, we'll jail ya."
On 7/02, Georgie Bush did commute
saying, "Fella, I never would fail ya!"
New Orleans wired in they had water coming in.
Bush's heck of a job was in peril.
And with four thousand dead, fifty thousand more bled
his war sank like the "Edmund Fitzgerald"!
Does anyone know where the love of God goes
when Bush breaks laws in this land of ours?
To repair this breach, Congress has to impeach
so call Speaker Pelosi, remind her!
We cannot give up on abuses and lies
or let Dubya break this land to pieces
'til all that remains is the faces and the names
of all Uncle Sam's nephews and nieces!
The land revolts, superior slings
at the guy in Executive Mansion.
Our anger, it steams at the right-wing Supremes
who stuck us with their evil decision!
And down through the years, Buchanan and Pierce
were the worst Presidents history's sendin'.
Gave us Civil War, but we now can abhor
guy who makes Nixon worth the defendin'!
From this musty old hell, Lord, deliver us, we pray
from this fascist Bush abomination!
Historians will chime in on every crime
of the wreck of this Administration!
The legend lives on from the White House on down
of the big flake and his VP surly.
Inferior, we said, almost left us all dead.
Maybe we can still end their reign early!
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