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Song Parodies -> "Time We Got Throttled"

Original Song Title:

"Time In a Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jim Croce

Parody Song Title:

"Time We Got Throttled"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

(instrumental opening)

If I spoke of time we got throttled
the first thing that I'd like to do
is to tell our head coach
his game plan must now be thrown away
or our chances are through.

If I watched this ballclub forever
and I could have one dream come true
I would change up the day
when our arch-rivals blew us away
left green team feeling blue.

But there never seems to be enough ways
to get the team that you love the most
just to play good.

I've looked around enough to know
it's still the team I wanna go
through time with.

(instrumental break)

If I had a box just for wishes
and games that we never had won
the box would be filled
'cause the coach, he don't know what to do
we must fire that bum.

But there never seems to be enough ways
to get the team that you love the most
just to play good.

I've looked around enough to know
it's still the team I wanna go
through time with.

(instrumental close)

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alvin rhodes - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment
time you got fives
Michael Pacholek - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I'd rather that Dear Old Alma Mater had won that game. Preferably by five touchdowns. Someday, the Big Green WILL defeat the Purple B@$+@rds again! (And, no, I'm not talking about the Green Bay Packers and the Minnesota Vikings, nor Michigan State and Northwestern.)

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