-> "New Fork State of Mind"
Original Song Title:
"New York State of Mind" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"New Fork State of Mind"
(long instrumental opening)
Some folks like to get some chow.
Gotta get it now 'round the neighborhood.
Hop on down to the Chinese place.
Yeah, that seems real good.
Not poodle or greyhound.
They serve me some pig this time.
I'm in a roast pork state of mind.
I take it back to my desk.
But there's a risk without anticipate.
The food is looking pretty good.
That's not what I hate.
But she didn't give me
no silverware for this food of mine.
I'm in a new fork state of mind
It was so easy eating yesterday.
Steak and baked at the new House of Blues.
But now I need something to feed my face.
There's no fork here... that's real bad news.
It's no-fun reality.
It's not fine with me, I can't let it slide.
You can't use a spoon to get
Chinese food inside.
Got spoons and some knives here.
But the boss left forks behind.
I'm in a new fork state of mind!
Whoa, whoa, yeah!
So I go next door to that fast-food place!
Spoke English, they don't understand well!
You should have seen the shock upon my face!
The last place left... was Taco Bell!
Oh, no, no, no!
It comes down to the groc'ry store!
And they had some more, it was really cheap!
I'd like to go back to that Chinese
place and say, "Hey, creep!
You gotta help your customers
or they will leave you behind!
They're in a new fork state of mind!"
Now, I'm having a good lunch
and I'm typing you these lines!
'Cause I'm in...
I'm in a new fork
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