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Song Parodies -> "Hot Tempers In the City"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Child In the City"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nick Gilder

Parody Song Title:

"Hot Tempers In the City"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Dedicated to Mayor Michael Bloomberg, who has proven for once and for all: It takes a politician to run a city, and businessmen should stay out of it! Actually, I like the smoking ban -- what are smokers, but drug addicts? -- but homelessness, garbage and potholes are reaching their 1990 or so peak, and as Mick Jagger would say, the crime rate's going up up up up UUUUUUUUUUP!
Danger -- in the City oh-so-wild.
Stranger -- gets the face of each man and child.
Nobody knows how Mike Bloomberg got so famous.
He got elected Mayor and he's the lamest.

Hot tempers in the City!
Hot tempers in the City!
We're all mad and it ain't pretty!
Hot tempers in the City!

So wrong to cut budgets to the bone!
Young boys and the girls have to smoke at home!
We go downtown, the streets all look so bare.
Schools and fire stations close, like he just don't care! Yeah!

Hot tempers in the City!
Hot tempers in the City!
We're all mad and it ain't pretty!
Hot tempers in the City!

Come on down to my place, Bloomy.
We'll talk about votes.
Come on down to my place, a------!
I'll grab your -- throat!

Hot tempers in the City!
Hot tempers in the City!
We're all mad and it ain't pretty!
Hot tempers in the City!

Hot tempers in the City! (So mad, it's goin' bad!)
Hot tempers in the City! (So mad, it's goin' bad!)
We're all mad and it ain't pretty! (So mad, it's goin' bad!)
Hot tempers in the City! (Hot tempers in the City!)
Hot tempers in the City!

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