When we pushed the carriage down the street
came the uncle they should never meet.
I hoped their eyes would look the other way.
But Bernard scared them today.

And he
scared the nieces and they wailed and cried.
Scared the nieces, this I can't abide.
Yes, this time, went too far -- Say goodbye!

I tell Bernard, "What the hell'd you do?"
He said, "They're not related just to you.
They are babies, they'll get over it.
The two of you should not be in this snit."

But he
scared the nieces and they wailed and cried.
Scared the nieces, this I can't abide.
Yes, this time, went too far -- Say goodbye!

I remember what she said, their mother said
"Goodbye, Mister!"
But then I told our sister:
"It should not be you, I should be the one, it's true.
I've dealt with him for longer, and my anger at him's stronger!"

We'll find a place and there, well, down we'll throw.
But I wonder if he will show.
He's hurt me so much inside.
I won't rest until he's died.

Because he
scared the nieces and they wailed and cried.
Scared the nieces, this I can't abide.
Yes, this time, went too far -- Say goodbye!

Scared the nieces and they cried!
Scared the nieces, this I can't abide!
Yes, this time, went too far! Say goodbye!