-> "My Grandmother's Cat"
Original Song Title:
"My Grandfather's Clock"
Parody Song Title:
"My Grandmother's Cat"
The Lyrics
My grandmother's cat
is too large for the shelf
so he sits knocking things on the floor.
He's bigger by far
than old Garfield himself
and he weighs about twenty pounds more.
The Earth shook on the morn
of the day that he was born
and the veterinarian wowed
and he stopped
short
never to hear again
when the young cat meowed.
(Meow!)
My grandmother tries
crossword puzzles each night
but she never gets to "10 Across"
'cause there on her lap
her cat nuzzles up tight
then he tries to show Grandma who's boss.
'Cause this big feline blimp
wants a serving of shrimp
so his stomach's much more well-endowed.
And she stopped
short
never to rest again
when the big cat meowed.
(Meow!)
He sits by the window
to watch every day
as the birds and the critters go by.
She won't let him out
so he can't hunt and play
and the chipmunks know they will not die.
He has stripped nearly bare
all the lining on his chair
even though Grandma says it's not allowed.
But she stopped
short
saying, "Oy, vey..." again
when the big cat meowed!
(Meow!)
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