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Song Parodies -> "Get Him, Lloyd!"

Original Song Title:

"Paranoid"

Original Performer:

Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:

"Get Him, Lloyd!"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

In memoriam, Lloyd Millard Bentsen Jr., 1921-2006. Fighter pilot, businessman, public servant, a star in all three and a true American hero.
Finish him, now, Senator
because of dumb thought in his mind!
People think he's way too young
but he looks so smug all the time!
All day long he thinks of things
that don't sound much too bright to me!
Tell him that you knew and served,
"Dan, you're no Jack Kennedy!"

Can you help us expose his bad brain?
Oh yeah!

Hero back in World War II!
The Nazi oil rigs he'd find!
Blew them up and came back home!
Made cash in oil and in mines!

Served in House and moved on up
to Senate where he beat George Bush!
Nominated for the Veep
where he kicked Dan Quayle's preppy tush!

Clinton called him, "Lloyd, I need you
to run our Treasury!"
We salute this public man
who did great things for you and me!
In case you were wondering, yes, this is my first parody of a song sung by Ozzy Osbourne, although I previously did one with Ronnie Dio on the lead for Sabbath. And I had a devil of a time writing both of them.

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alvin rhodes - May 24, 2006 - Report this comment
now lloyd can tell JFK about his barb directed at dan quayle
Stephen Harrington - May 24, 2006 - Report this comment
555, is good.
Larry Hensley - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, didn't know about this, but nice parody
Anonymous Bob - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
444. GOOD!
Dylan Baranski - February 16, 2007 - Report this comment
The Nazis had oil rigs?

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