-> "Eighteen Holes"
Original Song Title:
"Sixteen Tons"
Parody Song Title:
"Eighteen Holes"
The Lyrics
Some... people saw my ball go into the mud.
"You poor man," they say, "bad golf's in your blood."
It's in my blood, in creaky bones.
My mind is weak, but I play right on.
I play eighteen holes, and what do I get?
Another day older and lots of regret.
Ben Hogan, don't you call me, 'cause I'm a flop.
I owe my soul to the clubhouse pro shop.
I... was born on a morning when the weather's no good.
I dreamed I could play this game like Tiger Woods.
I played eighteen holes, with grumbling toil.
Arnold Palmer said, "You should sell motor oil!"
I play eighteen holes, and what do I get?
Another day older and lots of regret.
Walt Hagen, don't you call me, 'cause I'm a flop.
I owe my soul to the clubhouse pro shop.
I... went out one morning in the St. Andrews rain.
Slicin' and hookin' are my middle name.
Told my wife I'd be home but she knew I was lyin'.
If it's softball I'm playin' then I wouldn't be cryin'.
I play eighteen holes, and what do I get?
Another day older and lots of regret.
Jones, Bobby, don't you call me, 'cause I'm a flop.
I owe my soul to the clubhouse pro shop.
If... you see me comin', better step aside.
To make my pants, a lotta plaid animals died.
One club of iron, the other of wood.
You say, "Go bowling," my score, one-oh-five would be good!
I play eighteen holes, and what do I get?
Another day older and lots of regret.
Gene Sarazen, don'tcall me 'cause I'm a flop...
I owwwwe myyyyy sou-ou-ou-ou-oul...
to the clubhouse pro shop!
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