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Song Parodies -> "Bathroom Right-Wing"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Moon Rising"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Bathroom Right-Wing"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

It's been a while since we had a good Larry Craig parody. Of course, this has to include what is, along with, "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy" -- another Larry Craig parody? -- the ultimate misheard lyric.
I see a bathroom right-wing.
I see scandal on the way.
I see Larry Craig's lightning.
I see a bad time today.

Don't go to airport.
The cops will stop you short.
There's a bathroom on the right.

I hear CNN explaining.
I know, the end... of his career.
I hear Craig to cop is straining.
I hear he'd like to disappear.

Don't go to airport.
The cops will stop you short.
There's a bathroom on the right.

On the right.

(instrumenal break)

Hope he don't run for re-election.
Hope he is quite prepared to retire.
Looks like he failed this big inspection.
He's not about to light his fire.

Well, don't go to airport.
The cops will stop you short.
There's a bathroom on the right.

Don't go to airport.
The cops will stop you short.
There's a bathroom on the right.
I knew, in the second verse, the word "end" was going to be trouble. I also figured some of you were expecting, in the third verse, a different rhyme for "re-election."

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 10

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AFW - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Toilet seat a-rising...another clever LC addition
2Eagle - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Bad moon setting - on the toilet - ha, ha.
Max Power - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Moon gets penetrated
malcolm higgins - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
I see the Votes are a-risin.. I see that Michael's on his way.. I see his feet now a spreadin..Wide stance is no proof of a gay.. gave three fives tonight, this parody's allright, Michael's bahroom made my night

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