Song Parodies -> Loaiza
| Original Song Title: | "Low Rider" |
| Original Performer: | War |
| Parody Song Title: | "Loaiza" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
It remains to be seen as of this date (September 24, 2004) if Esteban Loaiza -- 2003 Cy Young Award winner with the White Sox, 2004 Bum of the Year candidate for the Yankees -- has turned it around. But for much of this season, these lyrics sure fit.
All the fans hate that guy Loaiza.
Loaiza is a lousy pitcher.
Loaiza throws a fastball riser.
Loaiza's ERA is higher.
Loaiza, runs spout like a geyser.
Loaiza, with batters, ain't no miser.
Loaiza, home runs don't surprise ya.
Low I.Q., Esteban, no thank you!
He's a little drip
He's a little drip
He's a little drip
Yankee.
He's a little drip
He's a little drip
He's a little drip
ain't he?
Loaiza is a lousy pitcher.
Loaiza throws a fastball riser.
Loaiza's ERA is higher.
Loaiza, runs spout like a geyser.
Loaiza, with batters, ain't no miser.
Loaiza, home runs don't surprise ya.
Low I.Q., Esteban, no thank you!
He's a little drip
He's a little drip
He's a little drip
Yankee.
He's a little drip
He's a little drip
He's a little drip
ain't he?
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another victim of the pressures of playing in NY...nice job...love baseball parodies...5s
Was da beeg deel?!! De Yankeys ur weening, aren't dey?! Who cares eef I'm a loozar?
George cares if you're a loozar. And I care if you're a loozar. And, Esteban, so far, you're a loozar. And you're not what, last year anyway, you appeared to be. Thanks and too true, Alvin.
This one's rather clever. While watching Game 7 of the ALCS Wednesday night, I was composing a similarly titled parody of this song in my head while Loaiza was being taken out of the game in the 7th. Anyway, I'm glad the Yankees got beat.
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