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Song Parodies -> "Rose Goes (Makes Space For Palmeiro's)"

Original Song Title:

"Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)"

Original Performer:

Edison Lighthouse

Parody Song Title:

"Rose Goes (Makes Space For Palmeiro's)"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

So who belongs in the Baseball Hall of Fame -- and who doesn't?
(Barry Bonds)
Some folks think it's silly
that we have got so pilly
and some think it's a perfidy.

And now Rose goes
makes space for Palmeiro's.
I hope that he blows by me.

(Jason Giambi)
I never would make it.
I could no longer fake it.
I went way down in history.

And now Rose goes
makes space for Palmeiro's.
They'll give him the hose, like me.

(Hank Aaron)
There's something about my seven-five-five
that just keeps it alive.

(Willie Mays)
And I just gotta say hey!
You and me, Hank, we did it so well.
Didn't need steroids' spell
to make balls fly away!

(Mark McGwire)
I'm a lucky fella.
Not yet under umbrella
of guys blamed for this travesty.

And now Rose goes
makes space for Palmeiro's.
I hope that he blows by me.

(Sammy Sosa)
Hey, Raffy, you have been such a dork.
Never mind me and cork.
I think I got away, hey!

(Bud Selig)
So who will be the next to go down
and not make Cooperstown?
Baseball will make you pay!

(Shoeless Joe Jackson)
I was unlucky fella.
Hit more than Campanella
but looks like that I won't be free.

And now Rose goes
makes space for Palmeiro's.
And nobody knows
like me!

(Jose Canseco)
Balls keep goin'
but why these guys been growin'?
And nobody knows like me!

(younger fans)
We'll outlive 'em
but we'll never forgive 'em
and nobody knows like me!

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alvin rhodes - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
i'm howling as i'm picturing all these guys singing this...a la "we are the world"...great job..5s plus
John Barry - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
What Alvin said.
Johnny D - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
What John Barry said.
2nz - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
heh, heh. Funny and well-written, Mike. You ever happen to see that South Park episode where Jimmy took steroids to win at the special olympics?
Stray Pooch - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Willie Mays "Say Hey" - that was perfect. Great parody! A hall of famer for sure! 555
Claude Prez - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good, and alvin's comment made it even funnier. And that South Park episode was GREAT.
Rex - August 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin's now got me singing "We are the bums, we are the cheaters..." Loved this one, Mike.
Carrie - August 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, that was hilarious. I don't even know the real song and I like it! A great representation of how messed up today's baseball is!

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