(Barry Bonds)
Some folks think it's silly
that we have got so pilly
and some think it's a perfidy.

And now Rose goes
makes space for Palmeiro's.
I hope that he blows by me.

(Jason Giambi)
I never would make it.
I could no longer fake it.
I went way down in history.

And now Rose goes
makes space for Palmeiro's.
They'll give him the hose, like me.

(Hank Aaron)
There's something about my seven-five-five
that just keeps it alive.

(Willie Mays)
And I just gotta say hey!
You and me, Hank, we did it so well.
Didn't need steroids' spell
to make balls fly away!

(Mark McGwire)
I'm a lucky fella.
Not yet under umbrella
of guys blamed for this travesty.

And now Rose goes
makes space for Palmeiro's.
I hope that he blows by me.

(Sammy Sosa)
Hey, Raffy, you have been such a dork.
Never mind me and cork.
I think I got away, hey!

(Bud Selig)
So who will be the next to go down
and not make Cooperstown?
Baseball will make you pay!

(Shoeless Joe Jackson)
I was unlucky fella.
Hit more than Campanella
but looks like that I won't be free.

And now Rose goes
makes space for Palmeiro's.
And nobody knows
like me!

(Jose Canseco)
Balls keep goin'
but why these guys been growin'?
And nobody knows like me!

(younger fans)
We'll outlive 'em
but we'll never forgive 'em
and nobody knows like me!