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Song Parodies -> "Here Comes the Bus"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes the Sun"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Here Comes the Bus"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Actually written on a bus after a long wait in the rain this morning. Well, the words were thought up on the bus, typed and printed at work. You didn't know I got paid for writing parodies, did you? (Neither does my boss.) It's fitting, since legend has it that Paul McCartney introduced George Harrison to John Lennon on the top deck of a double-decker bus in Liverpool, and George "auditioned" for the band by playing Sid Manker's guitar part from saxophonist Bill Justis' instrumental "Raunchy." I should send a shout-out to Rick Duncan, author of that other Beatle-bus parody, "I'm On the Wrong Bus."
Here comes the bus!
Doo-doo, doo-doo!
Here comes the bus!
And I say -- it's so late!

Little darlin', it's been a long, cold, lonely waiting.
Little darlin', it feels like years that I've been here.
But here comes the bus!
Doo-doo, doo-doo!
Here comes the bus!
And I say -- it's so late!

Little darlin', exhaustion on the riders' faces.
Little darlin', it smells like they've had too much beer.
But here comes the bus!
Doo-doo, doo-doo!
Here comes the bus!
And I say -- it's so late!

Bus, bus, bus, here it comes!
Bus, bus, bus, here it comes!
Bus, bus, bus, here it comes!
Bus, bus, bus, here it comes!
Bus, bus, bus, here it comes!

Little darlin', the driver don't understand English.
Little darlin', that hiring process is real queer.
But here comes the bus!
Doo-doo, doo-doo!
Here comes the bus!
And I say -- it's so late!

Here comes the bus!
Doo-doo, doo-doo!
Here comes the bus!
It's so late!

It's so late!

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Royce Miller - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
refreshing
Johnny D - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Michael. 555
Melhi - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I like this! Nice work, Michael.
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I Don't Think John And George Met ON The Bus, They Met Off The Bus.
Jay W - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
An excellent job woth one of my favorite songs, Michael. Hound Dog--What the hell are you talking about? (No offense intended.)
2nz - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, simple and enjoyable. Good one, Mike.
Meriadoc - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
This was refreshing! I expected the bus to be filled with sports figures or democrats... ;-)
alvin rhodes - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
here comes some 5s
darth higgins - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
well if they met on the bus or off the bus,who cares... this one's a magic bus.. great work, Michael
Rick D - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
The beatle dude approves
Michael Pacholek - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone, especially Rick Duncan for the Golden Donut. As for Merry's comment, well, most of the people on the bus were Mexicans working overnight at the hotel where I picked the bus up, heading back to their 17-to-an-apartment slums in New Brunswick, so they aren't voting in this country anyway, and they only like soccer, not sports. Well, rumor has it that there's some baseball down there, but it hasn't shown itself since Fernando Valenzuela stopped making the pitcher's mound concave. And that damn driver was not only speaking Spanish, but he was doing it ON HIS (expletive deleted) CELL PHONE! I mean, come on, will ya? People's lives are depending on this moron! Suddenly, I've got the urge to write one to "Margaritaville." But my only attempt thus far, "Prosecutaville," is a six-year-old tune about Ken Starr, and I don't want to Tong you all with something that dated.
Mr Pheasent - February 19, 2018 - Report this comment
Is the Pigeon Driving it now?

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