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Song Parodies -> "Bi Wife"

Original Song Title:

"My Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Bi Wife"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Answer to Rick Duncan's Who parody of the same title. And I wouldn't put this past either of Billy Joel's first two wives, especially Number 2, who proved she's sleep with anything... except me.
Got a call from an old friend, with her, my wife's real close.
Said she couldn't go on lying to me this way.
Closed the ranks, left the house, 'cause I'm freakin' from her boast.
Now I'm in a divorce trial routine from her lay!

I don't need you to worry for me 'cause I'm all right.
I don't want you to tell me what she's got at home.
I don't care what you say anymore, she's a bi wife.
Be secure with your own wife, leave me alone!

Never said her brand-new girlfriend told me she's the boss.
Never said she didn't like me, though she calls me "Ross."

I don't belong. Don't get me wrong.
She's out of her mind
if that girl's her kind.

They will tell you that girls who like girls have their strange ways.
Then they'll tell you don't cry if she boinks someone else.
Ah, but sooner or later, in court, you'll make both pay.
Either way, find new lay, or you're stuck with yourself.

I don't need you to worry for me 'cause I'm all right.
I don't want you to tell me what she's got at home.
I don't care what you say anymore, she's a bi wife.
Be secure with your own wife, leave me alone!

Never said her brand-new girlfriend told me she's the boss.
Never said she didn't like me, though she calls me "Ross."

I don't belong. Don't get me wrong!
I can't cha-cha-cha
in menage a trois!

I don't care what you say anymore, she's a bi wife.
Be secure with your own wife, leave me alone!
(Take her for yourself, my bi wife!)
(Take her for yourself, my bi wife!)
(Take her for yourself, my bi wife!)
(Take her for yourself, my bi wife!)
(repeat 'til fade)

No real-life lesbians were intentionally insulted in the making of this song.

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malcolm higgins - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
yes, this lesbian in a man's body was offended.. although I agree, not intentionally
alvin rhodes - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
bi-yoot-i-ful...5s
Rick C - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Heh, heh. Favorite line, "I can't cha-cha-cha in menage a trois"..555
T'Lar - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
T'Lar now performs the Ritual of Fal Tor Pan - The Refusion - between Michael Pacholek and Malcolm Higgins ....
Rick D - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Always happy to inspire.
Stuart McArthur - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
liked the "her lay" swap for LA - but yeah, some women just want everything - 555

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