Song Parodies -> Stupid
| Original Song Title: | "Cupid" |
| Original Performer: | Sam Cooke |
| Parody Song Title: | "Stupid" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
With apologies to Neil Sedaka, who wrote a song called "Stupid Cupid" for Connie Francis. And with apologies to no one else.
Stupid, call back your troops
and admit you went "Oops!"
Straight back on to the ranch with you, with you!
Stupid, please hear our cry
and let Air Force One fly
straight back on to the ranch with you.
Now, I don't mean to vote for you, 'cause we're in distress.
You threw away our economic big happiness.
And you went to war for reasons that don't exist.
Now we're in a fix. So
Stupid, call back your troops
and admit you went "Oops!"
Straight back on to the ranch with you!
We just don't want you!
Stupid, please hear our cry
and let Air Force One fly
straight back on to the ranch with you.
Now, Stupid, if we win and kick you right out of D.C.
I promise we will fix up your incompetency.
I know that can win this time, we don't have to steal.
And this you can feel! So
Stupid, call back your troops
and admit you went "Oops!"
Straight back on to the ranch with you!
We just don't want you!
Stupid, please hear our cry
and let Air Force One fly
straight back on to the ranch with you.
Now, Stupid, don't you hear me?
Sick of you! We'll beat you!
Stupid!
and admit you went "Oops!"
Straight back on to the ranch with you, with you!
Stupid, please hear our cry
and let Air Force One fly
straight back on to the ranch with you.
Now, I don't mean to vote for you, 'cause we're in distress.
You threw away our economic big happiness.
And you went to war for reasons that don't exist.
Now we're in a fix. So
Stupid, call back your troops
and admit you went "Oops!"
Straight back on to the ranch with you!
We just don't want you!
Stupid, please hear our cry
and let Air Force One fly
straight back on to the ranch with you.
Now, Stupid, if we win and kick you right out of D.C.
I promise we will fix up your incompetency.
I know that can win this time, we don't have to steal.
And this you can feel! So
Stupid, call back your troops
and admit you went "Oops!"
Straight back on to the ranch with you!
We just don't want you!
Stupid, please hear our cry
and let Air Force One fly
straight back on to the ranch with you.
Now, Stupid, don't you hear me?
Sick of you! We'll beat you!
Stupid!
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Pacholek for President! Or Governor of California, maybe??? Way to go, Mike. d;:^)
California? Me? As General Sherman said, I will not run if nominated and will not serve if elected. And my hometown's Mayor, my County's Freeholders, my District's Congressman, and both my State's Senators are all liberal Democrats, so what's left to run for? Wait, I do turn 35 right before the next Inauguration... To paraphrase Kipling, You're not a better man than I am, Doctor Dean!
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