-> "The Specter Leaves Right Wing Imperiled"
Original Song Title:
"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"
Parody Song Title:
"The Specter Leaves Right Wing Imperiled"
The legend lives on from Alaska on down
of the big flake they call Sarah Palin.
The chick, it is said, brings 'em back from the dead
but she's really big part of what's ailin'!
With a load of bullcrap, the Republican chaps
think McCain was, to their ways, quite empty.
Fealty, did not give to "true conservatives"
when the votes of November came early.
Barack was the pride of Chicago's South Side
and Hawaii -- and some would say Kenya.
His victory complete, don't know who would've beat
but their ideal nominee, they ain't seen ya!
Concluding their meet at their Denver retreat
did Obama give speech at Invesco.
Republicans chirped that this liberal twerp
would bow to Nancy from San Francisco!
The windbags in St. Paul made tattletale sound
about John McCain, they'd be electing.
But they're so full of hate, angry, miffed and irate
'twas the votes in November rejecting!
Fred Thompson's asleep, Giuliani's a creep
and Mitt Romney flip-flops and he's Mormon.
And Mike Huckabee, taxes raised, yessirree
so no unity were these guys formin'!
When Convention time came, the old sailor's on deck
sayin', "Fellas, on reform I'll feed ya."
On September 24, the market crashed more
they said, "Johnny, the cure's that we greed ya!"
The debate was wired in, McCain might not come in
and Ole Miss wondered what was his quarrel.
McCain had no fun, much less than did "That One."
The election for right wing's imperiled!
Does anyone know where your chance to win goes
when Election Day lasts just four hours?
Not 36 days when Bush had got away
but in Blue State votes we all got showers!
The right wing realized that their dreams had capsized
in Iraq, on Wall Street and Wasilla.
And all that remains is the faces and the names
on which Joe the fake Plumber will bill ya!
Two million came, and Aretha did sing
and Obama was inaugurated.
The G.O.P. steams at the death of their dreams
and his "socialist" views they have hated!
And farther below, Ms. Olympia Snowe
and Ms. Susan Collins gave him boosting.
And the big Pennsy dork who helped stop Robert Bork
shows their chickens are now home and roosting!
In a musty old hall in Minnesota, Saint Paul
came the Franken votes from the court's barrel.
And the 60th vote, they'd now like to grab throat:
Arlen Specter leaves right wing imperiled!
The legend lives on, the Prez says, "Yes we can!"
on the banks of the River Potomac.
Republicans, it's said, swear they'll never be dead
but right now, they've got such upset stomach!
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