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Song Parodies -> "Winona Ryder"

Original Song Title:

"Low Rider"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

War

Parody Song Title:

"Winona Ryder"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Happy Birthday, Winona Ryder! My ex-girlfriend (not really, in fact she never even played one on TV) turns... gasp... 35?
(instrumental opening)

All my love
for Winona Ryder.

Whoa, Ryder
she's my heart's exciter.

DER-der-der-der-DER-der-DER
der-DER-der-DER-der...

DER-der-der-der-DER-der-DER
der-DER-der-DER-der...

DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der...

Whoa, Ryder
fought the girls named Heather.

Whoa, Ryder
with Edwards, hands of scissor.

DER-der-der-der-DER-der-DER
der-DER-der-DER-der...

DER-der-der-der-DER-der-DER
der-DER-der-DER-der...

DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der...

Whoa, Ryder
with Dracula, vampire.

Whoa, Ryder
reality did bite her.

DER-der-der-der-DER-der-DER
der-DER-der-DER-der...

DER-der-der-der-DER-der-DER
der-DER-der-DER-der...

DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der...

Whoa, Ryder
is a tricky shopper.
Whoa, Ryder
girl, cops interrupt her.

DER-der-der-der-DER-der-DER
der-DER-der-DER-der...

DER-der-der-der-DER-der-DER
der-DER-der-DER-der...

DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der...

Watch a little flick
watch a little flick
watch a little flick
with me!

Watch a little flick
wach a little flick
watch a little flick
with she!
Yes, I loved her before Catherine Zeta-Jones. Same situation, though: Before I had a chance, she got with a guy I already hated (Johnny Depp). And, yes, I know, I already wrote "Every Dress You Take" about her. I still love her.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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alvin rhodes - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
great job on a song that doesn't give ya much to work with
MrMacphisto - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
A great ryde-off.
Yoidy - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
She's one of my favorites!
malcolm higgins - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
I absolutely hate the original, but this was singable..even if she isn't rideable..i used to ride an old Indian myself.. and she let me drive her harley too..
Buffy Sainte-Marie - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
And you still owe me for the gas! And the fuel! (Sorry, Malcolm, but I couldn't resist! -- MP, back out of character)

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