Song Parodies -> Winona Ryder
| Original Song Title: | "Low Rider" |
| Original Performer: | War |
| Parody Song Title: | "Winona Ryder" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
Happy Birthday, Winona Ryder! My ex-girlfriend (not really, in fact she never even played one on TV) turns... gasp... 35?
(instrumental opening)
All my love
for Winona Ryder.
Whoa, Ryder
she's my heart's exciter.
DER-der-der-der-DER-der-DER
der-DER-der-DER-der...
DER-der-der-der-DER-der-DER
der-DER-der-DER-der...
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der...
Whoa, Ryder
fought the girls named Heather.
Whoa, Ryder
with Edwards, hands of scissor.
DER-der-der-der-DER-der-DER
der-DER-der-DER-der...
DER-der-der-der-DER-der-DER
der-DER-der-DER-der...
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der...
Whoa, Ryder
with Dracula, vampire.
Whoa, Ryder
reality did bite her.
DER-der-der-der-DER-der-DER
der-DER-der-DER-der...
DER-der-der-der-DER-der-DER
der-DER-der-DER-der...
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der...
Whoa, Ryder
is a tricky shopper.
Whoa, Ryder
girl, cops interrupt her.
DER-der-der-der-DER-der-DER
der-DER-der-DER-der...
DER-der-der-der-DER-der-DER
der-DER-der-DER-der...
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der...
Watch a little flick
watch a little flick
watch a little flick
with me!
Watch a little flick
wach a little flick
watch a little flick
with she!
All my love
for Winona Ryder.
Whoa, Ryder
she's my heart's exciter.
DER-der-der-der-DER-der-DER
der-DER-der-DER-der...
DER-der-der-der-DER-der-DER
der-DER-der-DER-der...
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der...
Whoa, Ryder
fought the girls named Heather.
Whoa, Ryder
with Edwards, hands of scissor.
DER-der-der-der-DER-der-DER
der-DER-der-DER-der...
DER-der-der-der-DER-der-DER
der-DER-der-DER-der...
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der...
Whoa, Ryder
with Dracula, vampire.
Whoa, Ryder
reality did bite her.
DER-der-der-der-DER-der-DER
der-DER-der-DER-der...
DER-der-der-der-DER-der-DER
der-DER-der-DER-der...
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der...
Whoa, Ryder
is a tricky shopper.
Whoa, Ryder
girl, cops interrupt her.
DER-der-der-der-DER-der-DER
der-DER-der-DER-der...
DER-der-der-der-DER-der-DER
der-DER-der-DER-der...
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der-der-der-DER
DER-der...
Watch a little flick
watch a little flick
watch a little flick
with me!
Watch a little flick
wach a little flick
watch a little flick
with she!
Yes, I loved her before Catherine Zeta-Jones. Same situation, though: Before I had a chance, she got with a guy I already hated (Johnny Depp). And, yes, I know, I already wrote "Every Dress You Take" about her. I still love her.
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great job on a song that doesn't give ya much to work with
A great ryde-off.
She's one of my favorites!
I absolutely hate the original, but this was singable..even if she isn't rideable..i used to ride an old Indian myself.. and she let me drive her harley too..
And you still owe me for the gas! And the fuel! (Sorry, Malcolm, but I couldn't resist! -- MP, back out of character)
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