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Song Parodies -> "Bostonian Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Bostonian Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

And with that five-game sweep at Fenway, baseball is back the way it should be. "Rotisserie": Short for "Rotisserie League," the original name of "Fantasy Baseball," a play on "hot stove league," the old name for talking about trades and free-agent signings in the off-season (November-February).
(Narrator)
Visit the real life.
You don't need fantasy.
Hit, pitch, run and slide
and escape from Rotisserie.

Open your eyes.
Go cheer on those guys and see...

(Boston Red Sox Fan)
I am a Sox Fan.
I need your sympathy.

(Narrator)
Our team is full of bums.
They should go.
Pressure high.
Feeling low.

(Sox Fan)
Any way the wind blows
crazy things can happen at Fenway...

Fenway.

(1975)
Mama.
Just thrilled by Fisk.
But we're no longer ahead.
Beat by Cincinnati Red.
Mama
life has just begun
but I'm a Sox Fan
threw it all away.

(1978)
Mama!
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Bucky Dent has made me cry.
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Something's wrong.
Something's wrong.
But it doesn't really matter.

(1986)
Stanley.
That wild pitch.
Sent shivers down my spine.
Blew it once again this time.
Goodbye, everybody.
That Buckner ball
it went right between his legs.
I hate the truth!

Mama!
Ooh-ooh-ooh!
(In Fenway the wind blows.)
I just wanna die!
Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all!

(instrumental break)

(1999)
I see a bad umpire call made by that man!
(Such a goof! Such a goof! Made there by that Tim Tschida!)
Yankees hitting lightning! Very, very frightening, eek!

(Derek Jeter!)
Andy Pettitte!
(Bernie Williams!)
Mariano!
(Jimy Williams should be fired!)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh...)

(2003)
Take Pedro out, now.
Nobody listens!
(Grady don't listen! Four straight doubles from Yanks!)
(Spare we Sox fans from a Boone monstrosity!)

(2004)
Schilling come, A-Rod no.
Series we will go!
(Yay, Millar!)

(Yankee Fans)
No, to Series you won't go!

(Sox Fans)
We will go!
(Yay, Millar!)

(Yankee Fans)
No, to Series you won't go!

(Sox Fans)
We will go!
(Yay, Millar!)

(Yankee Fans)
No, to Series you won't Go!

(Sox Fans)
We will go!

(Yankee Fans)
No, to Series you won't Go!

(Sox Fans)
We will go!

(Yankee Fans)
No, to Series you won't Go!

(Sox Fans)
We will go!

(Yankee Fans, seeing the 2004 ALCS comeback)
No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

(Sox Fans)
Oh, being Manny, being Manny!
(Being Manny, here we go!)
Curt's bloody sock!
And a walkoff winner from Papi!
Papi!
Papi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i!

(As David "Big Papi" Ortiz reaches home plate,
the Red Sox players jump up and down,
while the Fenway Faithful bangs their besotted heads.)

(2006, Yankee Fans)
So you think that your one title's worth 26?
Well, we swept five at Fenway, you're in such a fix!
Oh, Sox Fans!
Welcome to Curse II, Sox Fans!

(Sox Fans)
You better get out!
You better get right out of here!

(instrumental break)

Ooooh...
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah...

Nothing really matters.
Anyone can see.
Nothing really matters.
Back to winning form from damn
Yankees.

Damn Larry Lucchino...

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alvin rhodes - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
brilliant...my favorite of the day
John Barry - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
This is great!
Rick C - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes, the Yankees are better than the Red Sox this year but, this isn't the year the Yankees will win it all again. You know it ain't gonna happen. Oh, good parody by the way :-)
TJC - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent... you really know your Sox history, no matter how checkered it may be!
Meriadoc - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice one Pach.
Dylan Baranski - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent work! 5-5-5's for you! Red Sox rule! Yankees suck!

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