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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Kenny Rogers that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 88 misheard song lyrics for Kenny Rogers on amIright currently.

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"Christmas Is My Favorite Time of the Year"
Misheard Lyrics:
How was the wise men?
Original Lyrics:
How wise the wise men
"Christmas Is My Favorite Time of the Year"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Mr. Wonder lights under my trees
Original Lyrics:
The mist of wonder lies under my trees
"Coward of the County"
Misheard Lyrics:
It won't be your week if you turn the other cheek
Original Lyrics:
It won't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
"I Don't Need You"
Misheard Lyrics:
All their cluttered knees around the tree
Original Lyrics:
No more cluttered leaves around the tree
"I Don't Need You"
Misheard Lyrics:
But we both wanted better love
Original Lyrics:
But we both want it bad enough
"I Don't Need You"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need each other baby, or Dewey.
Original Lyrics:
We don't need each other baby - or do we?
"Just Dropped In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone painted 'Echoes rule' in big black letters on a dead-end sign
Original Lyrics:
Someone painted 'April Fool' in big black letters on a dead-end sign
Full title of the song: "Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)"; but that would not fit in the song title field.
"Kentucky Homemade Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
They shut down the mind last summer
Original Lyrics:
They shut down the mine last summer
"Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've rooted for you for so long
Original Lyrics:
I've waited for you for so long
"Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
In my mind, I see no one else loves you.
Original Lyrics:
In my eyes, I see no one else but you.
"Long Arm Of The Law"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't outrun the man that mows the lawn
Original Lyrics:
You can't outrun the long arm of the law
"Love Will Turn You Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life will deliver the shock-a-boo s**ter
And drive him down to his knees
Original Lyrics:
Life will deliver a shock that will shiver
And drive him down to his knees
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
400 children a'dropped in the field
Original Lyrics:
4 hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
400 children and I'm coppin' a feel.
Original Lyrics:
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
400 children and a box of oatmeal
Original Lyrics:
4 hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
400 children and a boxer to feed.
Original Lyrics:
4 hungry children and a crop in the field.
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
400 children and a cop in the field
Original Lyrics:
4 hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
400 children and a crap in the field
Original Lyrics:
4 hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
400 children and a crock in the sea
Original Lyrics:
4 hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
400 children and a crocodile seal
Original Lyrics:
With four hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
400 children and a crop in the field
Original Lyrics:
4 hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
400 children and a crotch that won't heal
Original Lyrics:
4 hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
400 children and a drop in the field.
Original Lyrics:
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
400 children and a fox in the field
Original Lyrics:
Four hungry not a crop in the field
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
400 children had a crap in the field.
Original Lyrics:
4 hungry children and a crop in the field.
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
400 hundred children and a dog who can't squeal.
Original Lyrics:
4 hungry children and a crop in the field.
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
Four hundred children and a croc in the field
Original Lyrics:
Four hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
Four hundred children and a crock full of beer
Original Lyrics:
Four hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
Four hungry children and a gloch and a speil
Original Lyrics:
Four hungry children and a crop in a field
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
Four ugly children and a crotch that won't heal.
Original Lyrics:
Four hungry children and a crop in the field.
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
With 400 Children, and the cops in the field
Original Lyrics:
With 4 hungry children, and the crops in the field
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
With 400 children and a box of oatmeal
Original Lyrics:
With 4 hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
With 400 children and a crop in the field
Original Lyrics:
With four hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
With 400 children and a tropical eel
Original Lyrics:
With 4 hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
With four hungry children lost in the well
or
Four hundred children in a trap in the field
or
400 children and a car with three wheels
or
400 children and a cross in the feild
or
With four hundred children and a crack in the field
or
With four hundred children and a sore that won't heal
or
400 children and I'm copping a feel
or
Four hundred children and a crop full of steel
or
With 400 children and the cops in the field
or
With 400 children and the cops in the field
Original Lyrics:
With four hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
With four hundred children and a crotch that won't heal
Original Lyrics:
With four hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
With four hundred children and crap in the field.
Original Lyrics:
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
With four hundred children and no crops in the field.
Original Lyrics:
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
With four hundred children and the crop in the field.
Original Lyrics:
With four hungry children and the crop in the field.
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
With four hundred children that are lost in the field.
Original Lyrics:
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
With four hundred children who crap in the field
Original Lyrics:
With four hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
You fifty-five time to leave me, Lucille
Original Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
Four hundred children and a crotch in the field.
Original Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
Four hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
Four hundred children that crap in the field.
Original Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
Four hungry children and a crop in the field.
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
With four hungry children and a crap in the field.
Original Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
With 400 children and not a crop in the field
Original Lyrics:
You've picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucy
400 children and they're trapped in the field.
Original Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
Four hungry children and a crop in the field.
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me loose heel
With four hundred children and crops in the field.
Original Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
Four hungry children and a crop in the field.
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel
Original Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
With 400 children and a crock in the field.
Original Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
With 4 hungry children and a crop in the field.
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
Four hundred children and the crops in the field.
Original Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
Four hungry children and the crop in the field.
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
With two hungry children and a crap in the field.
Original Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
Four hungry children and a crop in the field.
Typical American mispronunciation (you hear it every day on cable tv). President G.W. Bush is one of the premiere exponents.
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
Original Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me, you squeal.
Original Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to try for a feel.
Original Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
You picked the fine time to leave me, Lucille
Four hundred children and a crop in the field
Original Lyrics:
You picked the fine time to leave me, Lucille
Four hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
You took a fine time to leave me, Lucille
With four hundred children and a crap in the field.
Original Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're 55, time to leave me, Lucille
Original Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've picked a fine time to leave me Lucille,
With four hundred children and a crop in the field.
Original Lyrics:
You've picked a fine time to leave me Lucille,
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
With four hundred children and a crop in Brazil.
Original Lyrics:
You've picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
"Reuben James"
Misheard Lyrics:
A painted shirt
the weathered plow
the Carlos tan upon the prow
Original Lyrics:
The faded skirt
the weathered brow
the calloused hand up on the plow
"Reuben James"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flora Gray, the gus above Madison County drive with child
Original Lyrics:
Flora Gray, a gossip of Madison County died with child
"Reuben James"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a no cow share cop and colored man
Original Lyrics:
Just a no count share croppin colored man
"Reuben James"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moving train
Original Lyrics:
Reuben James
"Reuben James"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a better world waiting for the meat
Original Lyrics:
There's a better world waiting for the meek
"Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they won't send the needs of a woman your age, Ruby I realize.
Original Lyrics:
And the wants and the needs of a woman your age, Ruby I realize.
"Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warts on the knees of a woman your age
Original Lyrics:
The wants and needs of a woman your age
"Ruby, Don't Take Your Love to Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I could move I'd get my cunning putter in the ground
Original Lyrics:
And if I could move I'd get my gun and put her in the ground
"She Believes In Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
But she has bathed in me
And I will go on trying effortly
Original Lyrics:
But she has faith in me
And I will go on trying faithfully
"She Believes In Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
But she has left me
And so I go on trying desperately.
Original Lyrics:
But she has faith in me
And I will go on trying faithfully.
"The Gambler"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a warm summer's evening
On a train bound for Norway.
Original Lyrics:
On a warm summer's evening
On a train bound for nowhere.
"The Gambler"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I handed him my bottle
And he drank the mile of sorrow
Original Lyrics:
So I handed him my bottle
And he drank down my last swallow
"The Gambler"
Misheard Lyrics:
The gambler, Hebrew Cleveland
Original Lyrics:
The gambler, he broke even
"The Gambler"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta count your money
When you're sittin' at the table.
Original Lyrics:
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table.
"The Gambler"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got an old man to hold 'em
An old man to throw them.
or
You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to throw them.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold them.
"The Gambler"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to phone them.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold them.
"The Gambler"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to know when to hold on
Know when to fall down.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em.
"Through The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
I swear you've taught me everything I know
Can't imagine eating someone's soul
But through the years it seems to me
I need it more and more.
Original Lyrics:
I swear you've taught me everything I know
Can't imagine needing someone so
But through the years it seems to me
I need you more and more.
"You Decorated My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jews decorated my life.
Original Lyrics:
You decorated my life.
"You Decorated My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Till you met with your pimp,
Changin' moods now and then
Original Lyrics:
Till you moved with your pen,
Changin' moods now and then

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