Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Real Lyrics -> Nonsensical -> Bread

These are lyrics by Bread that we think are kind of nonsensical.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Bread

Check out the index or search for other performers.

Anthology album at
Bread's, "Aubrey"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
And I'd go a thousand times around the world just to be
Closer to you than to me
Why They're Nonsensical:
You can't get closer to another person than to yourself.
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Bread's, "Everything I Own"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I would give any thing I own,
Give up my life, my heart, my home
I would give everything I own, just to have you back again.
Why They're Nonsensical:
If David Gates, who wrote this song (and also the yukky 'Goodbye Girl') gave up his life, i.e., committed suicide, he wouldn't be around to welcome his lost love back, would he?
Submitted by: sonikal
Bread's, "If"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
If a man could be two places at one time
I'd be with you
Tomorrow and today, beside you all the way
Why They're Nonsensical:
Dude, you don't need to be in two places at one time to be with your girlfriend today and tomorrow. Just, like, go visit her, stay put and see what happens when the sun rises.
Submitted by: Brian D. Smith
Bread's, "If"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
If a picture paints a thousand words
Then why can't I paint you?
Why They're Nonsensical:
I wonder that myself, because the word 'you' has only three letters. Maybe it's choosing the color that's so vexing.
Submitted by: Joey
Bread's, "Let Your Love Go"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
'Cause I been tastin' the love you been wastin'
Why They're Nonsensical:
Love is an emotion, not something that can be tasted.
Submitted by: Candy Welty

New entries in this section are currently reviewed by nally. Previous editors (if any) are listed on the editors page.


Would you like to Submit Some Lyrics for a Song We're always looking for more entries.


Disclaimer: makes no claims to the accuracy of the correct lyrics. All correct lyrics are copyrighted, does not claim ownership of the original lyrics.