Names -> Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name -> S
Ever see a band name, and think it would be perfect for endorsing something other than their music? Elton John's name sounds like it should be used for endorsing bathroom cleaning supplies for example.
Sammy Johns should endorse "Sandwiches made by Taco John's"
Call it "Sammy John's" if they take up sandwiches.
Andria
Savage Garden should endorse "Gardening Tools"
MOR
Schoolyard Heroes should endorse "school"
Grillzforlife
Scorpions should endorse "Pet Scorpions"
Travis
The Sex Pistols should endorse "Pistols"
Travis
Shiny Toy Guns should endorse "Toy Store"
Grillzforlife
Show Of Hands should endorse "Rush tribute band concerts"
Their name's the same as one of Rush's live albums
pickle
Simple Minds should endorse ""Complete Idiot's Guide to ______" books"
Perfect target audience for those books.
Psycho Librarian
Simple Plan should endorse "Napoleon di Buonaparte"
He believed that the simplest plans were the best
Cpt. Neeb
Sixx A.M should endorse "Alarm clocks"
Travis
Skinny Puppy should endorse "Purina Puppy Chow"
BECKER
The Smashing Pumpkins should endorse "Halloween Cleanup"
What better way to dispose of jack'o'lanterns?
JC Foster
Soul Asylum should endorse "Temples, churches or mosques"
Places where people's souls are healed.
B1982
Spoon should endorse "Silverware"
Rocky
Staind should endorse "Shout or Spray 'n' Wash"
hardrock
Starship should endorse "Star Trek Conventions"
These are the voyages of the STARSHIP Enterprise
Psycho Librarian
The Stereo MC's should endorse "Stereos"
Electric Boogeyman
The Stereophonics should endorse "Stereos"
Electric Boogeyman
Stereos should endorse "Stereos"
Travis
Strawberry Alarm Clock should endorse "Clock Makers"
Do I really need to explain this one???
Psycho Librarian
The Stray Cats should endorse "Cat Food"
rocky
The String Cheese Incident should endorse "Kraft Cheese"
Martha Hankins
Subway to Sally should endorse "subways"
weirdkid106
sugar ray should endorse "A candy store"
weirdkid106
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