Entries Beginning with S
it doesn't get more savage than carnivore plants
should endorse "The National Enquirer"
...or other tabloids.
Schoolyard Heroes should endorse "school"
Because you need to be good with scissors there!
I won't go into detail.
should endorse "Mop 'n' Glow, Turtle Wax"
As in "Give it a good shinedown".
should endorse "Wigs"
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
...mixed with some penicillin.
should endorse ""Complete Idiot's Guide to ______" books"
Perfect target audience for those books.
should endorse "Any Charity for the homeless"
.. as homeless live on Skid Row
To make scrambled eggs.
After being sprayed by a skunk, you'll need them.
Slighlty Stoopid should endorse "Sylvan Spelling Lessons "
A service tat eye du not knead.
should endorse "The Boy Scouts"
They're known for tying knots.
To learn how to tie a slipknot.
We'd all get sloppy seconds.
He smashes watermelons. Why not pumpkins?
A new way to make pumpkin pie?
should endorse "Peanuts comics and merchandise"
Well, he GOT his name from Snoopy.
The name says it all!
should endorse "Temples, churches or mosques"
Places where people's souls are healed.
should endorse "Fireworks"
An obvious endorsement
should endorse "Silverware"
should endorse "Charmin Toilet Paper"
cause you aren't supposed to squeeze the Charmin
should endorse "Shout or Spray 'n' Wash"
should endorse "Star Trek Conventions"
These are the voyages of the STARSHIP Enterprise
Since they used to be an airplane.
should endorse "Stairs"
(Sarcasm) Haha, very funny
He'll enjoy squeezing it, since he can't see it.
should endorse "Oklahoma State University"
It's located in Stillwater, Oklahoma
Carrie Dawn Knight-Lee
Do I really need to explain this one???
Since those cats need a home.
Sprite = Lemon-Lime... get it?
Subway to Sally should endorse "subways"
should endorse "Sugar"
should endorse "Amstrad (Alan Sugar's organisation)"
Yes, I know it's lame.
Whether it be Leonard or Robinson?
should endorse "Calculators"
Then we can figure out what they added.
Sundae Club should endorse "Sundaes"
no explanation needed
Change your footing, goofy footed people.
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