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Ever see a band name, and think it would be perfect for endorsing something other than their music? Elton John's name sounds like it should be used for endorsing bathroom cleaning supplies for example.

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Sammy Johns should endorse "Jimmy John's subs"
Any John will do!
MOR
Sarah Where is My Tea should endorse "Tea"
De
Savage Garden should endorse "Venus Flytraps"
it doesn't get more savage than carnivore plants
Rychendroll
Savage Garden should endorse "Gardening Tools"
MOR
Scandal should endorse "The National Enquirer"
...or other tabloids.
She
Schoolyard Heroes should endorse "school"
Grillzforlife
Scissor Sisters should endorse "Hairdressers"
Because you need to be good with scissors there!
pickle
Scorpions should endorse "Pet Scorpions"
Travis
The Sex Pistols should endorse "Pistols"
Travis
The Sex Pistols should endorse "Condoms"
I won't go into detail.
Travis
Shinedown should endorse "Mop 'n' Glow, Turtle Wax"
As in "Give it a good shinedown".
Rocky
Shiny Toy Guns should endorse "Toy Store"
Grillzforlife
Show Of Hands should endorse "Rush tribute band concerts"
Their name's the same as one of Rush's live albums
pickle
Sia should endorse "Wigs"
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Sick Puppies should endorse "Purina Puppy Chow"
...mixed with some penicillin.
heavymetal
Simple Minds should endorse ""Complete Idiot's Guide to ______" books"
Perfect target audience for those books.
Psycho Librarian
Sixx A.M should endorse "Alarm clocks"
Travis
Skid Row should endorse "Any Charity for the homeless"
.. as homeless live on Skid Row
Rychendroll
Skillet should endorse "Skillets"
To make scrambled eggs.
Travis
Skinny Puppy should endorse "Purina Puppy Chow"
BECKER
Skunk Anansie should endorse "Deodorants or soap"
After being sprayed by a skunk, you'll need them.
Miss Chievious
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum should endorse "Zoos"
Lefty Lucy
Sleigh Bells should endorse "Christmas commercials"
Rock Maninoff
Slighlty Stoopid should endorse "Sylvan Spelling Lessons "
A service tat eye du not knead.
JC Foster
Slipknot should endorse "The Boy Scouts"
They're known for tying knots.
Rocky
Slipknot should endorse "Ropes"
A slipknot is a ty.pe of knot, for the uninformed
Glenn Rousseau
Slipknot should endorse "Ropes"
To learn how to tie a slipknot.
Travis
Sloppy Seconds should endorse "Sloppy Joes"
We'd all get sloppy seconds.
Rocky
Smashing Pumpkins should endorse "Gallagher"
He smashes watermelons. Why not pumpkins?
Paul Warren
Smashing Pumpkins should endorse "Pumpkin pie"
A new way to make pumpkin pie?
Peter
Snoop Dogg should endorse "Peanuts comics and merchandise"
Well, he GOT his name from Snoopy.
dxman
The Soggy Bottom Boys should endorse "Adult diapers"
The name says it all!
Pickle
Soul Asylum should endorse "Temples, churches or mosques"
Places where people's souls are healed.
B1982
Spandau Ballet should endorse "Ballet"
Alexis D.
Sparks should endorse "Fireworks"
An obvious endorsement
newave
Spoon should endorse "Silverware"
Rocky
Squeeze should endorse "Charmin Toilet Paper"
cause you aren't supposed to squeeze the Charmin
Rychendroll
Staind should endorse "Shout or Spray 'n' Wash"
hardrock
The Staple Singers should endorse "Staples office supply stores"
Why not?
crazydon
Starship should endorse "NASA"
Since they used to be an airplane.
Peter
Starship should endorse "Star Trek Conventions"
These are the voyages of the STARSHIP Enterprise
Psycho Librarian
Steps should endorse "Stairs"
(Sarcasm) Haha, very funny
Jaz/Jarad
The Stereo MC's should endorse "Stereos"
Electric Boogeyman
The Stereophonics should endorse "Stereos"
Electric Boogeyman
Stereos should endorse "Stereos"
Travis
Stevie Wonder should endorse "Wonder Bread"
He'll enjoy squeezing it, since he can't see it.
Rocky
Stillwater should endorse "Oklahoma State University"
It's located in Stillwater, Oklahoma
Carrie Dawn Knight-Lee
Strawberry Alarm Clock should endorse "Clock Makers"
Do I really need to explain this one???
Psycho Librarian
The Stray Cats should endorse "Cat Food"
rocky
Stray Cats should endorse "Humane Society"
Since those cats need a home.
Peter
The String Cheese Incident should endorse "Kraft Cheese"
Martha Hankins
Sublime should endorse "Sprite"
Sprite = Lemon-Lime... get it?
JC Foster
Subway to Sally should endorse "subways"
weirdkid106
Sugar should endorse "Sugar"
Duh!
Peta Graves
Sugar should endorse "Amstrad (Alan Sugar's organisation)"
Yes, I know it's lame.
pickle
sugar ray should endorse "A candy store"
weirdkid106
Sugar Ray should endorse "Boxing"
Whether it be Leonard or Robinson?
rocky
Sum 41 should endorse "Calculators"
Then we can figure out what they added.
Travis
Sun City Girls should endorse "Sunscreen"
Alexis D.
Sundae Club should endorse "Sundaes"
Winter Pepper
SunnO))) should endorse "Sunscreen"
Alice Spoonerism
Survivor should endorse "The TV Show"
no explanation needed
Rychendroll
Swing Out Sister should endorse "Clubs for swingers."
Again, obvious?
Peter
Switchfoot should endorse "Surf Camp"
Change your footing, goofy footed people.
JC Foster
System of a Down should endorse "Windows PC"
Think about it.
Buddy

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