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Ever see a band name, and think it would be perfect for endorsing something other than their music? Elton John's name sounds like it should be used for endorsing bathroom cleaning supplies for example.

Sammy Johns should endorse "Sandwiches made by Taco John's"

Call it "Sammy John's" if they take up sandwiches.

Andria

Sammy Johns should endorse "Sandwiches made by Jimmy John's"

Any John will do!

MOR

Savage Garden should endorse "Gardening Tools"

MOR

Scandal should endorse "The National Enquirer"

...or other tabloids.

She

Schoolyard Heroes should endorse "school"

Grillzforlife

Scorpions should endorse "Pet Scorpions"

Travis

The Sex Pistols should endorse "Pistols"

Travis

The Sex Pistols should endorse "Condoms"

I won't go into detail.

Travis

Shinedown should endorse "Mop 'n' Glow, Turtle Wax"

As in "Give it a good shinedown".

Rocky

Shiny Toy Guns should endorse "Toy Store"

Grillzforlife

Show Of Hands should endorse "Rush tribute band concerts"

Their name's the same as one of Rush's live albums

pickle

The Sick Puppies should endorse "Purina Puppy Chow"

...mixed with some penicillin.

heavymetal

Simple Minds should endorse ""Complete Idiot's Guide to ______" books"

Perfect target audience for those books.

Psycho Librarian

Simple Plan should endorse "Napoleon di Buonaparte"

He believed that the simplest plans were the best

Cpt. Neeb

Sixx A.M should endorse "Alarm clocks"

Travis

Skillet should endorse "Skillets"

To make scrambled eggs.

Travis

Skinny Puppy should endorse "Purina Puppy Chow"

BECKER

Slipknot should endorse "The Boy Scouts"

They're known for tying knots.

Rocky

Slipknot should endorse "Ropes"

To learn how to tie a slipknot.

Travis

Sloppy Seconds should endorse "Sloppy Joes"

We'd all get sloppy seconds.

Rocky

Smashing Pumpkins should endorse "Pumpkin pie"

A new way to make pumpkin pie?

Peter

The Smashing Pumpkins should endorse "Halloween Cleanup"

What better way to dispose of jack'o'lanterns?

JC Foster

Smashing Pumpkins should endorse "Gallagher"

He smashes watermelons. Why not pumpkins?

Paul Warren

Snoop Dogg should endorse "Peanuts comics and merchandise"

Well, he GOT his name from Snoopy.

dxman

Soul Asylum should endorse "Temples, churches or mosques"

Places where people's souls are healed.

B1982

Sparks should endorse "Fireworks"

An obvious endorsement

newave

Spoon should endorse "Silverware"

Rocky

Staind should endorse "Shout or Spray 'n' Wash"

hardrock

The Staple Singers should endorse "Staples office supply stores"

Why not?

crazydon

Starship should endorse "NASA"

Since they used to be an airplane.

Peter

Starship should endorse "Star Trek Conventions"

These are the voyages of the STARSHIP Enterprise

Psycho Librarian

Steps should endorse "Stairs"

(Sarcasm) Haha, very funny

Jaz/Jarad

The Stereo MC's should endorse "Stereos"

Electric Boogeyman

The Stereophonics should endorse "Stereos"

Electric Boogeyman

Stereos should endorse "Stereos"

Travis

Stevie Wonder should endorse "Wonder Bread"

He'll enjoy squeezing it, since he can't see it.

Rocky

Strawberry Alarm Clock should endorse "Clock Makers"

Do I really need to explain this one???

Psycho Librarian

The Stray Cats should endorse "Cat Food"

rocky

Stray Cats should endorse "Humane Society"

Since those cats need a home.

Peter

The String Cheese Incident should endorse "Kraft Cheese"

Martha Hankins

Sublime should endorse "Sprite"

Sprite = Lemon-Lime... get it?

JC Foster

Subway to Sally should endorse "subways"

weirdkid106

Sugar Ray should endorse "Boxing"

Whether it be Leonard or Robinson?

rocky

sugar ray should endorse "A candy store"

weirdkid106

Sum 41 should endorse "Calculators"

Then we can figure out what they added.

Travis

Swing Out Sister should endorse "Clubs for swingers."

Again, obvious?

Peter

Switchfoot should endorse "Surf Camp"

Change your footing, goofy footed people.

JC Foster

System of a Down should endorse "Windows PC"

Think about it.

Buddy

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