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Ever see a band name, and think it would be perfect for endorsing something other than their music? Elton John's name sounds like it should be used for endorsing bathroom cleaning supplies for example.

Savage Garden should endorse "Gardening Tools"
MOR
The Sick Puppies should endorse "Purina Puppy Chow"
...mixed with some penicillin.
heavymetal
Simple Minds should endorse ""Complete Idiot's Guide to ______" books"
Perfect target audience for those books.
Psycho Librarian
Simple Plan should endorse "Napoleon di Buonaparte"
He believed that the simplest plans were the best
Cpt. Neeb
Skinny Puppy should endorse "Purina Puppy Chow"
BECKER
Smashing Pumpkins should endorse "Pumpkin pie"
A new way to make pumpkin pie?
Peter
Smashing Pumpkins should endorse "Gallagher"
He smashes watermelons. Why not pumpkins?
Paul Warren
Sparks should endorse "Fireworks"
An obvious endorsement
newave
Staind should endorse "Shout or Spray 'n' Wash"
hardrock
The Staple Singers should endorse "Staples office supply stores"
Why not?
crazydon
Starship should endorse "Star Trek Conventions"
These are the voyages of the STARSHIP Enterprise
Psycho Librarian
Starship should endorse "NASA"
Since they used to be an airplane.
Peter
Stevie Wonder should endorse "Wonder Bread"
He'll enjoy squeezing it, since he can't see it.
Rocky
Strawberry Alarm Clock should endorse "Clock Makers"
Do I really need to explain this one???
Psycho Librarian
The Stray Cats should endorse "Cat Food"
rocky
Stray Cats should endorse "Humane Society"
Since those cats need a home.
Peter
The String Cheese Incident should endorse "Kraft Cheese"
Martha Hankins
Subway to Sally should endorse "subways"
weirdkid106
Swing Out Sister should endorse "Clubs for swingers."
Again, obvious?
Peter
System of a Down should endorse "Windows PC"
Think about it.
Buddy

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