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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:

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Sex Pistols

Music Quotes:

"I'll die before I'm 25, and when I do I'll have lived the way I wanted to." Sid Vicious
Submitted by: tiffany
American audiences are just the same as any other audiences.
Except a bit more boring.
- Sid Vicious

Submitted by: LucidLupin
There are additional music quotes available.

Music Jokes:

Two young people making love whilst listening to a punk album. Girl says 'Is that Johnny Rotten?' Fella says 'No, I've only used it twice!'
Submitted by: AlanGibson
Q: What has eight arms and kills it's girlfriend?
A: Squid Vicious
Submitted by:

Band Name Origins:

  • It was when Malcom McLaren wanted a band to promote his clothes from his and Vivienne Westwood's shop "sex". He wanted Sex cos it was the name of his shop and he also wanted it to be like 'Sexy Young Assassins' so he thought of Pistols as the assassin bit. So you get The Sex Pistols. This is true as it's on the Filth and the Fury (Pistol's DVD). Submitted by: PunkRocker666
  • It comes from part of a plant. The 'sex organs' of a plant are called it's 'sex pistals'. Malcolm McLaren simply changed the spelling to 'Pistols' to make it more aggressive. Submitted by: Klif Fuller

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Queen Of Hearts""God Save The Queen," Sex PistolsPeter
"God Save The Queen""The Queen Is Dead," Smithsso you can't save her now :( - Peter

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Go Save The Queen" originally "God Save The Queen"
Little Lovisa

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"God Shave The Queen" originally "God Save The Queen"
Josh

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Holidays In The Sub" originally "Holidays In The Sun"
Holidays spent in the Beatles' "Yellow Submarine"
Nora Aaron
"Holidays In The Bun" originally "Holidays In The Sun"
Eddie
"Holidays On The Sun" originally "Holidays In The Sun"
When you want to get that deep tan?
Eddie
"Rod Save The Queen" originally "God Save The Queen"
Sammy
"God Sane the Queen" originally "God Save the Queen"
She's gone NUTS!!
Josh

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Anarchy in the UK""Sarcozy In The UK"Phil Alexander
"Anarchy in the UK""An Arcane in the BG"Nitzy DeFrintzy
"God Save the Queen""God Save Our Schools"Rick Duncan
"Anarchy in the U.K.""FCC in the U.S. (Censored Version)"Chris Bodily TM
"Somethin' Else""Beaver Pelts"amber
"Anarchy in the UK""Poser-kids in the UK"Splinter
"Anarchy in the UK""Boo-Berry"Floyd's Garage
"Pretty Vacant""Pretty Careless"Jim A
"No One Is Innocent""No One Is Innocent"David Bromage

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
God Save The QueenBuckingham PalacePop-Punk_Goth-Girl
ProblemsAlcoholics/Junkies AnonymousPistolPocketeer
Anarchy In The Uk10 Downing Streetkookoodee
BodiesAbortion ClinicErik
Anarchy In The UKThe Office Of The Parliament Of EnglandMegan
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Obstacle 1
   Interpol
God Save The Queen
   Sex Pistols
Obstacle 1: God Save The Queen
Electric Red
Hotel California
   The Eagles
Anarchy In The U.K.
   Sex Pistols
Anarchy In Hotel California
Miss.MooMoo
God Save The Queen
   Sex Pistols
Miss Murder
   AFI
God, Murder The Queen
[Ed.'s note: I don't condone it.]
Thorns
My Way
   Sex Pistols
Little Sister
   Queens Of the Stone Age
My Way, Little Sister!
PistolPocketeer
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Guns and Pistols
Guns and Roses combined with The Sex Pistols
That coulda been heavy.
Submitted By: Rob
Sex and Roses
Sex Pistols combined with Guns and Roses
Submitted By: Rob
Sex Pistols With Silver Bullets Band
Sex Pistols combined with Silver Bullet Band
Submitted By: Peggy Pollock

Misheard Lyrics:

"Liar"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're in suspension you're a liar
Original Lyrics:
You're in suspicion you're a liar
"Anarchy In The UK"
Misheard Lyrics:
your future dream is a shopping spree
Original Lyrics:
your future dream is a shopping scheme
"Anarchy In The UK"
Misheard Lyrics:
So many ways to get what you want
I use the best
Why use the rest?
Original Lyrics:
So many ways to get what you want
I use the best
I use the rest.
"Anarchy In The U.K."
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna destroy the bomb supply.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna destroy the passerby.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Anarchy In The UK"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna destroy ... ponsempate.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna destroy passers-by.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Frank Spink

I did not want to ask any of my very clever friends what ponsempate meant - assuming I was the only one who did not know the meaning of the word - a word of course which doesn't exist - I think.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"God Save The Queen"
Better Lyrics:
God save McQueen, he's Bullitt, maaaannn
Original Lyrics:
God save the queen we mean it, man
Submitted by: Alex Murray

Funny Lyrics:

"Problems"
The Funny Lyrics:
Eat your heart out on a plastic tray.
Why They're Funny:
Strange choice of words.
Submitted by: I Have No Name
"Friggin' In The Riggin'"
The Funny Lyrics:
It was on the good ship Venus
By christ you should have seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth p*nis
Why They're Funny:
This was the least rude verse of this song - and that's really saying something!! Such clever ryming couplets too. Just gets funnier throughout the song
Submitted by: Ms. BlackNails
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Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Anarchy In The UK"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I wanna be, anarchy
Why They're Nonsensical:
I wanna be anarchy? you can't BE anarchy you can be an anarchist you can live in an anarchy but you can't BE it!!
Submitted by: Shannon
"Pretty Vacant"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Her name was Pauline
She lived in a tree
Why They're Nonsensical:
The song is a pillar of the punk community yet as much as I like it I just can't help but grin, snigger or laugh so hard till I cry every time I hear it, if you're listening to it on a walkman on a crowded bus it's kinda embarrassing.
Submitted by: Ash

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"L'anarchie Pour L'uk"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Moi, je suis l'antichrist,
Moi, je suis anarchist.
Why They're Misrhymed:
If it doesn't rhyme in English - why not translate it into French? So that it almost rhymes properly...
Submitted by: Tim Kelby
"Anarchy In The Uk"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I am an antichrist
I am an anarchist
Why They're Misrhymed:
Come on, antichrist and anarchist? It's a great song but even Glen Matlock said those lyrics were 'dreadful.'
Submitted by: carolyn

Insulting Lyrics:

"God Save the Queen"
The Insulting Lyrics:
'And our figure head is not what she seems!' 'We're the future your future!'
Why They're Insulting:
They say the queen isn't as royal as she is portyaed to be, and then they are announcing that they are the future, not the queen.
Submitted by: FRANKY
 

Songs That Are Banned:

"God Save The Queen"
Two weeks after signing the Sex Pistols, Virgin Records releases this song to coincide with Queen Elizabeth II's Silver Jubilee celebration in June 1977. The song is banned from British airplay because of its "treasonous sentiments." Nonetheless, the song becomes a Number One record in the U. K., listed in some reports with a blank line where the title should be.
Submitted by: Peter

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Piss Sex Tolls originally "Sex Pistols"
Submitted by: Peter

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Rebellious attitude"
The Sex Pistols didn't get a record contract until 1977 because of their lewd behavior such as vomiting on people, wrecking studio rooms, and even getting arrested during concerts.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
 
 
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