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Song Parodies -> "Nazarene in the ISIS"

Original Song Title:

"Anarchy in the UK"

Original Performer:

The Sex Pistols

Parody Song Title:

"Nazarene in the ISIS"

Parody Written by:

Paul Warren

The Lyrics

I've been hearing about the persecution of Christians in Iraq and Syria which is called ISIS...I don't get the logic of why they're called that Isis is the Egyptian Love Goddess and Islam doesn't allow that kind of thing. I also feel the Nazarene in Arabia are rebels of their own and punk rock is music for the rebels, so it kinda works out....
Dear God...not Allah ha-ha-ha-ha!

I believe in Jesus Christ
God, Spirit, and afterlife!
I ask what I need but know I'll never get it yet.
They wanna destroy me cos I'm
Known as a Nazarene!
I can own a dog, buddy!

A Nazarene in the ISIS, they're coming somewhere and maybe
I give them a tithe, have 'em take my life
Their future dream is a jihad scheme, but I...
Wanna remain a Raqqah!

There's many ways they get what they want,
I try my best, can't get no rest.
I am an enemy, since I'm a Nazarene but still...
I wanna remain a Nazarene!
The only way, truth, life, oh you know!

Will they come from I-R-A-Q?
Or maybe from Syria?
They have friends in the UK.
Even in the USA!
Or another country...
Islamic Tyranny!

I'll remain a Nazareth!
Yes, I'll be a Nazareth!
I'll just fly away!
For all the Nazareths!
I can drink wine all the time!
In moderation that is...or not!

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Pacing: 2.8
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Overall Rating: 2.2

Total Votes: 6

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Callmelennie - September 16, 2014 - Report this comment
ISIS is an acronym for the ENGLISH translation (Islamic State of Iraq and Syria) of "al Daula al Islamiah al 'iraq wa al Sham" So the fact that ISIS matches the name of the Egyptian goddess, Isis, is pure coincidence. If these monsters were to put an acronym to their chosen name, it would come out as DI'S ......... In Arabic, the word Iraq does not start out with the vowel "I", but with a consonant, that sounds like a camel clearing its throat and is not found at all in the languages of normal humans
Brian - September 16, 2014 - Report this comment
It's acceptable as parody, but it's just not funny. It's more .. psychotic .. than funny. It's like you could be serious about this, and that's just f_cked up. You're supposed to be making things funnier, and this doesn't seem like humor. It's got a bad feel to it. Get rid of the hate when you write, it brings the quality down.
American Anti-Christ Anarchist - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
You need to read up on some books, and I don't mean the psychotic Ann Coulter crap either. "Allah" is the Arabian name just as "God" is the English name for the same Deity. The problem is not Islam or Christianity or such - it's the fanatics. All religions have them just as they all have true practitioners. This parody appears as an ignorant, immature piece of garbage that some school kid would put out in order to appear "macho" and wanting to ride the "badness" train for "major coolness". This ain't the Sex Pistols, it's the Sux Pistols.
Paul Warren - June 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Maybe I'm just AS cynical as The Sex Pistols! If you hear Sid Vicious' "My Way"'ll see!

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