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Song Parodies -> "Batteries Out of Juice, Lame"

Original Song Title:

"Anarchy in the U.K."

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Sex Pistols

Parody Song Title:

"Batteries Out of Juice, Lame"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

First world, first world problems! Nothing like taking a rebellious punk classic and making it a petty whine-fest.
Not now, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

My damn remote is dyin'
And my, this show's one I'm hatin'
I can't turn it off, no buttons on my TV
At least there are none I can find
So I really need batteries
This is bollocks

Batteries out of juice, hate it
But all of your lies are baseless, brah
I don't have the time to recharge, alright?
Ev'ry damn time the light goes red, dude
No, I just really need batteries
These are shitty

Eugh

One double pack's all I can afford
Must make 'em last, got to be lastin'
So when they're R.I.P.-in'
Need new batteries
Yes, I really need batteries
Might miss Rick & Morty

Worst thing to happen all day, yeah
Cause I spent all of my pay on
Ev'rything but batt'ries, 'kay, man?
Though all I do's watch crap all day
I bought a ton of munchies
Seems I have crap priorities

I really need batteries
Yes, I kinda need batteries
Oh, this is lame
If I don't get these, I'll be pissed
Because it's my fault

It personally amuses me that because the current Artistry round is the Sex Pistols and I'm currently parodying an entire Green Day album (the eight instalment of which'll be up today), this'll be the first double-bill from me in possibly forever that aren't of wildly different genres.

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Matthias - July 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Loved the Rick and Morty name-drop because I love that show and I don't see it referenced too much in parodies. The stoner theme of this with that show, the stupid complaint and the munchies really pairs well with my upcoming parody
Max Power - July 23, 2017 - Report this comment
Charged up I'll say.

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