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Band Name Origins:

  • The truth is Scissor Sister a a lesbian sex act. Jake Shears (vocals) thought that would be a funny and random name. Also it's a sexual innuendo not every one would understand. Submitted by: R. Mutt
  • Scissor Sisters is a euphemism for lesbians. Submitted by: Charlie

Why the Name is Stupid:

  • It sounds like the name of a girl's primary school needlework club Submitted by: Jason

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"I Hope You Dance""I Don't Feel Like Dancing," Scissor SistersNatty
"You Make Me Feel Like Dancing""I Don't Feel Like Dancing," Scissor SistersSam

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Tame Your Mama" originally "Take Your Mama"
Chris Kenner

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"I Can't Decide""Painful Election '08"Chris Wolvie
"I Can't Decide""Wait I Can Decide"Alex Zander
"Don't Feel Like Dancing""No Good At Dancing"Phil Alexander
"Don't Feel Like Dancing""Don't Feel Like Dancing"Agent X
"Laura""The Game Boy Song"EyeSpit
"Laura""Where Are My Gloves?"NeonPaul

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
T**s on the RadioHoward Stern's Residencekookoodee
T**s On The RadioJanet Jackson's ResidenceFluffy Bunny

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
My Name Is
   Eminem
Laura
   Scissor Sisters
My Name Is Laura
Raphael
S*** On You
   D-12
Laura
   Scissor Sisters
S*** On You, Laura?
That dude'll never date a coprophilliac EVER AGAIN!
BobyBird

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Twisted Scissor Sisters
Twisted Sister combined with Scissor Sisters
Just doing this one before someone else does. Mind you, Dee Snider wouldn't look too out of place!
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Running Wild With Scissor Sisters
Running Wild combined with Scissor Sisters
A new group for parents everywhere to fear!
Submitted By: Josh
Genesissor Sisters
Genesis combined with Scissor Sisters
Peter Gabriel was wearing dresses on stage before those happy campers were even born.
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Swing Out Scissor Sisters
Swing Out Sister combined with Scissor Sisters
Submitted By: KooKooDee

There are additional Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"I Don't Feel Like Dancin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't feel like dancing
When the mojo starts to play
Come on and take a chance with me
I'll make it find a way
You'd think that I could muster up a little soft shoe and a sway.
Original Lyrics:
But I don't feel like dancing
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can't find a way
You think that I could muster up a little soft shoe gentle sway.
"She's My Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you need is to eat 'til your p*** tastes funny.
Original Lyrics:
All you need's just a fist of a tear-stained bunny.
"Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I don't feel like dancing with the old Joe at her place
My art can take the cash but mighty fit can't find a way
You think that I could bust her up a little sofshoo general's way.
Original Lyrics:
But I don’t feel like dancin’
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can’t find a way
You'd think that I could muster up a little soft-shoe gentle sway.
"She's My Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
This town was built on muddy stilts
By the lunar d*** parade.
Original Lyrics:
This town was built on muddy stilts
By the lunatic parade.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
But my two feet can't find a way
You think that I lust upon the little socks you swing this way.
Original Lyrics:
But my two feet can't find a way
You think that I could muster up a little soft, shoop devil sway.

Story about this misheard lyric by: jamie

Erm, just my attraction to knee high socks were probably influencing my interpretation of the song (very nice image that gave!!!)

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"T*** On The Radio"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I hear your t*** on the radio
Why They're Nonsensical:
How are you supposed to hear t***?
Submitted by: Farm
"The Skins"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I've been kissed by a computer
Why They're Nonsensical:
A computer is an inanimate object - how can it kiss someone?
Submitted by: Mark Gonis
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Mary"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Cos I'd give everything I have
To get all the things that bring you joy
You can have one day
Pure and simple happiness
Until that moment comes, I'll be here where I've always been
I'm gonna be your friend until the day I die
Why They're Misrhymed:
Have? Joy? Day? Happiness? Comes? Been? Friend? Die? It just don't rhyme!
Submitted by: mario
 

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"I Don't Feel Like Dancin'"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I don't feel like dancin'.
Why They're Inappropriate:
This lyric seems so out of place in such a happy, party song. In the booklet of Now 65, it states that this is the happiest song ever written about staying at home doing nothing (or something like that).
Submitted by: rok iz kool
 

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