Song Parodies -> Wait I Can Decide

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Decide"

Original Performer:

Scissor Sisters

  
Parody Song Title:

"Wait I Can Decide"

Parody Written by:

Alex Zander

Its not easy eating by yourself at times
Greasing foods we call as pickens
Coating gravy on roast chickens
Duck and Lamb or both at the same time
Smells-like something I've been Cookin'
Tastey foods that everyones Lookin'

I'm just so hungry tonight
Don't want to be the starved guy
I'm just so hungry baby
And now rumbles getten in my way

I can't decide
Whether i should eat those pie's
Oh, chocolate coated made for heaven
Please hand me those tasty Thai's
Those curry nights
My heart feels clogged inside
It's colesterol and petrified
Cantonise is a wonderful finds
We're eating take out tonight

It's a pitch convincing people to eat food
If I stop now Ill get so thinner
If gluttony's a sin then i'm a Sinner
Pleasing yourself isn't like you
obeasing foods until I'm crippled
Slug ten drinks till im get pickled

I've got hand salad to you
You've eaten by all the same rules
It takes a diet to fool me
And now you've made me hungry

I can't decide
Whether i should eat those pie's
Oh, chocolate coated made for heaven
Please hand me those tasty Thai's
Those curry nights
My heart feels clogged inside
It's colesterol and petrified
Cantonise is a wonderful finds
We're eating take out tonight

Oh I could throw up uncooked stake
Or feed you fatty birthday cake
I wont deny I'm gonna miss the fat around you
Oh I could burn it all off
But you might fall out with scoff
And stuff me with foods aplenty
That's Pie

I can't decide
Whether i should eat those pie's
Oh, chocolate coated made for heaven
Please hand me those tasty Thai's
Those curry nights
My heart feels clogged inside
It's cholesterol and petrified
Cantonise is a wonderful finds
We're eating take out tonight
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rock music - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
I've never heard of a Scissor Sisters song called I Can't Decide. Has it been released as a single?
LeTenebreux - October 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I just know it from the Doctor Who episode "Last of the Time Lords".

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