Song Parodies -> Where Are My Gloves?

Original Song Title:

"Laura"

Original Performer:

Scissor Sisters

  
Parody Song Title:

"Where Are My Gloves?"

Parody Written by:

NeonPaul

Greening,
I can't give you more time
I'm gonna give you just one more chance.
To give the gloves that you know I own.
To give the gloves that you know I own.
Don't you tell me I'm ecstatic,
I'm gonna need my gloves.
Won't you give me my gloves?
Won't you give me my

Sh'mon,
Sh'mon...
Where are my gloves?
Won't you give me my gloves,
Won't you give me my
Sh'mon,
Sh'mon...
Where are my gloves?
Won't you give me my gloves,
Won't you give me my

[Instrumental]

Freida, Can't you spare me a dime?
I got to buy myself one more pair.
I'll ring the shop that I know they're in.
I'll ring the shop that I know they're in.
They go from size Baby to Daddy,
I'm gonna get new gloves.
Why won't they give me some gloves?
Why won't they give me some

Sh'mon,
Sh'mon...
Where are my gloves?
Won't you give me some gloves,
Won't you give me some,
Sh'mon,
Sh'mon...
Where are my gloves?
Won't you give me some gloves,
Won't you give me some...


This'll be the last time,
I you'll ever steal my gloves.
(Your gloves are shit, So you steal mine - better quit When you can't seem to make enough dough,
But my gloves are on a roll,)

Two hands among the many,
I never thought you cared.
(Stole enough gloves, thought you got it rough, Now you know it aint so, you gotta wear your own!)

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