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Song Parodies -> "Invincible? Lies"

Original Song Title:

"Invisible Light"

Original Performer:

Scissor Sisters

Parody Song Title:

"Invincible? Lies"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

"I'm invincible!" "You're a looney."
I'm aware you think you're strong, you love to harp on
Like ten tigers or some such claim
Invincible? Lies, you know I'm right
The faults I can see with my own eyes
I've seen the way you fumble, one slight nudge and you fall (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Know I would get annoyed each time a slight breeze to my balls (ooh-ooh)
Sends my six-foot ass flying ten feet in the air (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
But you can't cover it with bluster, afraid you can't convince me (ooh-ooh)

You're invincible? Lies (ooh), you're invincible? Lies, oh-oh-ho
You're invincible? Lies (ooh), you're invincible? Lies, quite wrong
You're invincible? Lies (ooh), you're invincible? Lies, oh-oh-ho
You're invincible? Lies (ooh), that's what it is, right, oh-oh-oh
Claims are a distraction from the fact that one small finger flick, you'd die

No-one claims they won't be harmed without a bit of karma
And you never bothered to get real
About the assets you're bringing, liar is what you are
I've seen you break down and buckle from a pinch of mine
Even a couple rude names makes you fall out of line (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I know there's such a thing as rep that by itself can fight (ooh-ooh)
For someone with no lifting of any bow or blade (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
The trick, smart arse, is you're needin' skill, without it, there's no reelin' (ooh-ooh)

You're invincible? Lies (ooh), you're invincible? Lies, oh-oh-ho
You're invincible? Lies (ooh), you're invincible? Lies, quite wrong
You're invincible? Lies (ooh), you're invincible? Lies, oh-oh-ho
You're invincible? Lies (ooh), no way that that's right, oh-oh-oh
Quite the cause for consternation: your cuts from your bloody butter knife

Need to stop, the needless swagger about your prowess
A false front of anger makes you look a huge dweeb
They fake the pain when you straight-up shish-kabob them, seen them skip away, right
But you're not flexible 'bout your ancient, really old bad excuses
"An off day", "too hungry", "a late snooze", all that? Get stuffed
You know they're lies, you always lie, you're invincible? Lies

Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh)
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh)
You're invincible? Lies (oh, oh-oh-oh-oh), you're invincible? Lies, oh-oh-ho
You're invincible? Lies (oh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh)), you're invincible? Lies, quite wrong
You're invincible? Lies (oh, oh-oh-oh-oh), you're invincible? Lies, oh-oh-ho
You're invincible? Lies (oh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh)), get yourself killed, right, oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh)
You're invincible? Lies (invincible? Lies) (oh, oh-oh-oh-oh), you're invincible? Lies (invincible? Lies), oh-oh-ho (oh-oh-ho)
You're invincible? Lies (oh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh)), you're invincible? Lies, quite wrong
You're invincible? Lies (invincible? Lies) (oh, oh-oh-oh-oh), you're invincible? Lies (invincible? Lies), oh-oh-ho (oh-oh-ho)
You're invincible? Lies (oh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh)), you know you can't fight, oh-oh-oh

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

I thought that the spoken word part of this song sounded like Christopher Lee, but it turns out it was actually factually Sir Ian McKellen. Wrong wizard, I guess.

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Max Power - May 15, 2018 - Report this comment
An invincible fight to the finish.

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