Wake up in the morning, there's a Chester by your bed,
He'll knock down all your cups and, throw them on your head.
Then he'll go downstairs to bed, and feel warm and snug,
then he tells me he wants to dance, well no dancing today.

Don't feel like dancing dancing, he really wants to dance,
don't feel like dancing dancing, he'll pull down all your pants.
Don't feel like dancing dancing, then he'll just go whoo whoo whoo.

Chester is my kitty cat who's brothers are called, Sooty and Sweepykins who like to go to the mall,
they always like to dance a lot, so I always say, I don' t want you to dance no more so no dancing today.

Don't feel like dancing dancing, he really wants to dance,
don't feel like dancing dancing, he'll pull down all your pants.
Don't feel like dancing dancing, then he'll just go whoo whoo whoo.

There's just one more, thing I need to you it's about Chester Roo,
he's a bit of a ponce, and always smells of poo, and nows gone out to dance, so I'm really mad.

Don't feel like dancing dancing, Chester is my cat,
don't feel like dancing dancing, Chester wants to dance.
Don't feel like dancing dancing, and in the end Chester goes miaw miaw miaw.