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Music Quotes:
My c*ck is much bigger than yours! - Daron Malakian (2005) Submitted by: Mellor, P
| Why dont Presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor? BYOB - performed by System of a Down (2005) Submitted by: Mellor, P
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Band Name Origins:
- I read Malakian (Vocals, guitar) were originally in a band called Soil. They joined up with their friend Shavo Odadjian (bass), and drummer Andy (sorry I forget his last name). Daron wrote a poem called "Victims of a Down", but Serj felt System was a more powerful word, and the others agreed. John Dolmayan replaced Andy as the drummer, I believe in 1997, two years after the band was started. Submitted by: SOADfan
- System of a Down have a lot of songs about war. The name has something to do with "Down with the system of war" or "Down with the system". Submitted by: Random Hero
Why the Name is Stupid:
- What the hell is "a Down"? Must be something really complicated if it needs a whole system! Plus, I can't help thinking of the name as "Syndrome of a Down", like Down Syndrome, and if I were in a band, I would make sure our name didn't so easily call to mind mental retardation! Submitted by: Kath
New Career:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Solo Album "Elect the Dead"" | System of a down is on a short break due to them wanting to do their own little project. SOAD will be back together in a few years is what they said. But Serj's solo album kicks ass. - Nardulli |
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "B.Y.O.B." | Neither B.Y.O.B. or its definition (Bring Your Own Bomb) is mentioned. - hardrock (or another alias) |
| "Chop Suey" | Should be known as 'Self-Righteous Suicide' because There's no Chop Suey in this song whatsoever. - Paul Warren |
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Salinity Of Obscene Tea" | "Vicinity Of Obscenity" | Sara Nicholas |
| "Mad Statue" | "Sad Statue" | Caitlin |
| "B.R.A.P (brap)" | "B.Y.O.B" | M parody |
| "B.Y.O.S (Bring Your Own S***)" | "B.Y.O.B (Bring Your Own Bombs)" | Caitlin |
| "Why Do We Suck?" | "Question" | rocky |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Sad Statue," | Statues cannot be sad for they are emotionless | ASS |
| "She's Like Heroin," | She can be injected into a vein? | ASS |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "What's My Age Again?" | "36," System Of A Down | Redlocks |
| "T.N.T." | "Boom!," System Of A Down | Joe |
| "What's New, Pussycat?" | "Chop Suey!," System of a Down | Probably something a pussycat doesn't want to hear - Mikey |
| "Question!" | "Answer," Sarah McLachlan | Josh |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Violet Pornography" originally "Violent Pornography"
Pam Tabor
"Hop Suey" originally "Chop Suey"
Pam Tabor
"Cop Suey" originally "Chop Suey"
Pam Tabor
"Boo!" originally "Boom!"
Scary, are we?
Foxy-chan
"Cigar" originally "Cigaro"
Summer
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Sad Stature" originally "Sad Statue"
Yes, I'm short!
Crusty Alley
"Needless" originally "Needles"
That goes for SOAD's language!!
Jonaphantom
"Warm?" originally "War?"
Not that much this winter.
Peter
"Gwar?" originally "War?"
We don't speak anymore of Gwar? Why not?
Josh
"Sad Stature" originally "Sad Statue"
All The Pretty Little Horse Conchs
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Seer Dance" originally "Deer Dance"
Samantha Wayland
"Peer Dance" originally "Deer Dance"
Samantha Wayland
"Deep Dance" originally "Deer Dance"
Samantha Wayland
"Beer Dance" originally "Deer Dance"
Samantha Wayland
"Shop Suey" originally "Chop Suey"
Pam Tabor
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Recordings:
Apr 8
"B.S.O.D. (Blue Screen of Death)" by Nuclear Bubble Wrap
a parody of "B.Y.O.B." by System of a Down
It's a song about fast food, but you probably could figure that out from the title.
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Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "B.Y.O.B." | "B.Y.O.C." | niteice |
| "Hypnotized" | "Advertized" | System Of a Clown |
| "When Angles Deserve to Die" | "When I Have to See Your Face" | Maggie |
| "Toxicity" | "Cavity" | Unnatural Disaster |
| "Chop Suey" | "Chomp Cookie" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "Soldier Side" | "I Hate Rap" | Daniel Shaltes |
| "Lonely Day" | "Nazi Day" | Daniel Shaltes |
| "Lonely Day" | "Homely Face" | Jarvis Procter |
| "Soldier Side" | "Stop it Daniel!" | Chibs |
| "Hypnotize" | "Chibs Is Dumb" | Daniel Shaltes |
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Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Lost In Hollywood | California Maps | Nightshadowliver |
| Bounce | Endurex Condoms | CoNsUeLa |
| B.Y.O.B | Dance Club | bondage...james bondage |
| Chop Suey | Japanese Restaurant | Andrew Darwitan |
| Bounce | Toy Firms Producing Pogo Sticks | QueenOfTheDamned |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Sugar | Drug Rehabilitation Centre | Chris |
| Toxicity | Nuclear Power Plant | boo |
| B.Y.O.B. | Airport Service | brainstem |
| B.Y.O.B. | The White House | Cyra Niccals |
| Sugar | Diabetes Clinic | Jonny |
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Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Spoonful Cream | Sugar System Of A Down | A Spoonful of Sugar But does it make the medicine go down? | Raphael |
| My Ding-A-Ling Chuck Berry | Boom! System Of A Down | My Boom Ding-A-Ling The Master of the Sounds | Diddims |
| I Wish I Had An Angel Nightwish | Question System Of A Down | I Wish I Had A Question Teachers without Ideas | Nightshadowliver |
| Tired of Sex Weezer | Chop Suey! System Of A Down | Tired Of Chop Suey | Jeffrey Hope |
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If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Tony Orlando and System of a Dawn
Tony Orlando and Dawn combined with System of a Down
Submitted By: Disco Verite
System Of A Motion Soundtrack
Motion City Soundtrack combined with System Of A Down
Let me be the first to say...That would be just plain WEIRD!
Submitted By: Badger Knight
Green System Of A Day
Green Day combined with System Of A Down
Sounds like a polite way to say "barf machine".
Submitted By: Tom
Total System Of A Touchdown
Total Touch combined with System of A Down
Submitted By: Ava Rice
There are additional Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Toxicity"
Misheard Lyrics: News, now you own the world!
Now you own De Soto, De Soto.. Original Lyrics: New, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder, disorder? | "B. Y. O. B."
Misheard Lyrics: Why do they always set the park
Original Lyrics: Why do they always send the poor?
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"I-E-A-I-A-I-O"
Misheard Lyrics: Why!? And we light up the sky.
Original Lyrics: Why?! On the fourth of July.
| "B.Y.O.B."
Misheard Lyrics: still you feed us lies from the babybottle.
Original Lyrics: still you feed us lies from the tablecloth
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"I-E-A-I-A-I-O"
Misheard Lyrics: Why!? And we light up the sky.
Original Lyrics: Why?! On the fourth of July.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: John Tucker These are the actually the lyrics that originally appeared on the song. The lyrics were changed to light up the sky before the release of the "B side" CD "steal this album." The lyrics can be either or and I think this sites' audience should know that. Because a lot of people received this track early before the release of the album, and there a a lot of dedicated fans that actually have another version of the song. So they need to know that they are hearing it right also. |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"Shimmy"
Better Lyrics:
Killing, Killing
Killing till the break of dawn, yeah!
Killing till the break of dawn, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Shimmy, Shimmy
Shimmy till the break of dawn, yeah!
Shimmy till the break of dawn, yeah!
Submitted by: Lo And Beheld
"BYOB"
Better Lyrics:
Everybody better give me money or they're going to die
If they have a reason they better let me know why
If they have a reason they better let me know why
Original Lyrics:
Everybody going to the party have a real good time
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine
Submitted by: Zaditton
"Chop Suey!"
Better Lyrics:
I just think you must
Try, My, so righteous apple pie
But, why, do bagles deserve to Fry?
Try, My, so righteous apple pie
But, why, do bagles deserve to Fry?
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you trust
In, my, self righteous suicide
I, cry, when angels deserve to die
In, my, self righteous suicide
I, cry, when angels deserve to die
Submitted by: The Punster
Funny Lyrics:
"The Other Kid Who Was Talking About This Cocaine"
The Funny Lyrics: The kid above me said that this cocaine makes me feel like im on this song is random
Why They're Funny: I hate to break it up to you, but its not. When he says 'Theres nothing wrong with me theres something wrong with you theres something wrong with me' is reffering to being high, on, say, cocaine. Then the next line 'I hope your stepson doesnt eat the fish' Is because back then, they used to smuggle drugs from england to america through fish, hence the lyrics. and finally 'As were crying for our next fix.' A fix is when you use or get drugs, either one, i cant remember, but as i said, not random. It all fits with the song. Thank you.
Submitted by: Chris Miller
| "This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song"
The Funny Lyrics: There's nothing wrong with me. There's something wrong with you. There's something wrong with me. I hope your stepson doesn't eat the fish when we're crying for our next fix
Why They're Funny: doesn't really need explaining.. pure classic SOAD randomness
Submitted by: ScarletSky
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Repetitive Lyrics:
"F*** the System"
The Repetitive Lyrics: War! F*** the system!
War! F*** the system! F*** the system! War! F*** the system! War! I need to f*** the system! I need to f*** the sys! I need to f*** the system! We all need to f*** the system! Why They're Repetitive: At least, he manages to tell that he needs to f*** the system. And what is "sys" anyway?
Submitted by: sanguis
| "Vicinity of Obscenity"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Banana, Banana, Banana, Terracotta,
Banana, Terracotta, Terracota Pie ! Why They're Repetitive: All repitition and randomness in System's music is a devious brilliance from the mind of songwriter/ guitarist Daron Malakian. I read a interview with him, and in the interview he said that each one has a meaning, but he will rarely reveal the meanings to anyone, even Serj, Shavo and John.
Submitted by: DeAtH hArBrInGeR
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Insincere Lyrics:
"Toxicity"
The Insincere Lyrics: When i became the sun, i shane life into the man's hearts
Why They're Insincere: ???
Submitted by: Sdikblack
| "Toxicity"
The Insincere Lyrics: When i became the sun, i shane life into the man's hearts
Why They're Insincere: ???
Submitted by: Sdikblack
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Inappropriate Lyrics:
"B.Y.O.B"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Still you feed us lies from the tablecloth
Why They're Inappropriate: he's saying the government is only feeding the poor scraps of information, most of which is not true, and then sending them off to fight for them.
Submitted by: simone
| "B.Y.O.B."
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Still you feed us lies from the table cloth
Why They're Inappropriate: Sonikal thought that the use of the word 'tablecloth' was inappropriate in B.Y.O.B. Since the song is talking about war, I would guess that the line means that the government, in lieu of feeding and helping the poor, lies to them and sends them to war. And, by the way, B.Y.O.B. stands for Bring Your Own Bomb.
Submitted by: Petey
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Old School Hollywood"
The Lyrics: Jack Geraldi's ten feet tall
Who They Mention: Jack Geraldi
Submitted by: SO(A)D (H)EAD
| "Old School Hollywood"
The Lyrics: Tony Danza cuts in line
Who They Mention: Tony Danza
Submitted by: Ken
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Violent Pornography"
The Lyrics: It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco Product Brand Name: Nabisco
Submitted by: newrock
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Song Title Space Change:
"Toxic City" originally "Toxicity"
Submitted by: Lizzie
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Lonely Day"
The Lyrics: The most loneliest day of my life
Why: It would be the loneliest day of my life. NO MOST.
Submitted by: Samara
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Band Name Anagrams:
Soft Women Days Submitted by: Frez
Really describes the band (potential flamebait!)
Dynamo of Stews Submitted by: Josh
Fast New Sodomy Submitted by: Sharon Britt
Song Title Anagrams:
"Gin Sponsor" originally "Prison Song"
... Brought to you by Bombay Sapphire!
Submitted by: Josh
"Eel Pop, Eh?" originally "Peephole"
Submitted by: Josh
Super Short Pop Songs:
"Bounce" Length: 1:54
A semi-humorous song, considered by some to be full of innuendo, and known to have the "chattering"
Submitted by: Ra'akone
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Sop Chewy!" originally "Chop Suey!"
Submitted by: Lizzie
