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System of a Down's, "Sad Statue"
The Funny Lyrics:
Brandy for the nerves
Why They're funny:
Just so you know, it's 'brandy for the nerves' not 'brandy for the nerds' I would know, I have the CD.
Submitted by: Sammi
System of a Down's, "The Other Kid Who Was Talking About This Cocaine"
The Funny Lyrics:
The kid above me said that this cocaine makes me feel like im on this song is random
Why They're funny:
I hate to break it up to you, but its not. When he says 'Theres nothing wrong with me theres something wrong with you theres something wrong with me' is reffering to being high, on, say, cocaine. Then the next line 'I hope your stepson doesnt eat the fish' Is because back then, they used to smuggle drugs from england to america through fish, hence the lyrics. and finally 'As were crying for our next fix.' A fix is when you use or get drugs, either one, i cant remember, but as i said, not random. It all fits with the song. Thank you.
Submitted by: Chris Miller
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